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What's A Feature?

What's a feature? What are you, an idiot? A feature is, is a thing ... you know, that's featured. Like, uh, when it's ... uhhh ... you know, special, kinda. More than just the regular. Like when you get the meatloaf — on the dinner — but instead of just mashed potatoes, it comes with stuffing, and you don't have to pay extra. "Dinner Special: Meat Loaf $5.65 — featuring real crouton stuffing."

Now, here at stiffs.com, you got your entree (that's The Game, of course), and then you get your choice of baked, mashed or fries (Interaction, the ongoing exchange between you and us), and then there's the items that go on the little white chalkboard thing by the cash register with the different colored writing on it (Featured Features). Something to drink while you decide?

Today's Specials (last update):

This Year's Deaths Making fun of the celebrities who've cacked since New Year's, but only the ones we really want to make fun of, or ones who were actually on lists. No substitutions. (Dec 6)
The Blurb Of The Week Making fun of the celebs who haven't cacked yet. Used to be Blurb Of The Day, but they're out of season now. (2006)
Our Candlelight Vigil A place where all of us, as a community, can share our prayers while we wait for some asshole to give it up. Whenever you're ready, hon. (Feb 8)
Op. Ed. Hotbed Guest editorial pieces on the key issues facing today's troubled society. Onions available upon request. (Mar 15)
The Hate List Just what you think it is, PLUS, now YOU can vote for YOUR most hated celeb and be part of our Viewer Hate List. (2005)
Three Thumbs Up Stuff we like that you might not know about, but you should. (2004)
Buttload O' Links All you can eat, and then some, no matter how big your appetite. (2003)
Really Old Shit Also known as leftovers. (1975)
The Back Page An unending collection of weird stuff in the news, which, taken as a whole, really says something about something. Dessert? (2004)

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