Proceeds from this year's Invitational will be put toward an all-expense paid skiing vacation for Senator Jesse Helms.
Sonny Bono was never played in a game.
Eventually, he would be known as the world's highest-paid philosopher, but Mort got his start as the guy in the Bazooka Joe comics with the turtleneck over his face. No, really.
(d) June 28th, 2001