He claimed to have struck out Ty Cobb once. Makes a nice story, except that he also claimed to have discovered Jupiter.
What an amazing life and career. During her working days she...well, really nothing. But in terms of her philanthropy, nobody could have...wait, nothing. But there is no denying her fierce dedication to...hmm. OK. Whatever. She was married to Bob.
(d) September 19th, 2011