Natalie Portman
Thursday, December 30th, 1999
Natalie Portman
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Natalie Portman has never been played in a game.



Guess the Stiff!

She was the first female news correspondent for CBS, the first female TV reporter on a national political convention floor, and the first female host of a daily network news show, and she now becomes the first significant female stiff about whom we can find nothing even remotely humorous to say.

(d) October 18th, 1997