This guy was the salt of the Earth.

Name
Gary Morton
Birthday
December 19, 1924
Age
74
Died on
Tuesday, March 30th, 1999
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Tuesday, March 30th, 1999
Gary Morton
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Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998