There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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This Hall of Fame coach was said to have one of the most brilliant minds in football, which puts his IQ at almost 100.
(d) January 3rd, 2003