Now known as Elroy 'Fertilizerlegs' Hirsch.

Name
Elroy Hirsch
Birthday
June 17, 1923
Age
80
Died on
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, February 23rd, 1999
Also known as
Elroy 'Crazylegs' Hirsch
Elroy Hirsch
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003