She sang "Santa Baby," and died on Christmas. Man, do we love this game.

Name
Eartha Mae Kitt
Birthday
January 17, 1927
Age
81
Died on
Thursday, December 25th, 2008
Famous
Confirmed
Friday, March 5th, 1999
Also known as
Eartha Kitt
Tags
actress, cabaret, singer
Eartha Mae Kitt
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003