Abracadabra this, you tie-dyed, buck-toothed, shaggy-headed freak.
Doug Henning was never played in a game.
She's through with romance, she's through with love,
She's through with countin' the stars above,
And here's the reason that she's so free,
Boudleaux's old lady has ceased to be ....
(d) April 22nd, 2003