When the moon hits your eye like a big fifth of rye, that's la morte.

Name
Dino Paul Crocetti
Birthday
June 7, 1917
Age
78
Died on
Monday, December 25th, 1995
Famous
Confirmed
Monday, December 25th, 1995
Also known as
Dean Martin
Dino
Dino Martini
The King of Cool
Tags
actor, comedian, singer
Dino Paul Crocetti
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Dean Martin was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002