She squeezed him 'til the juice ran down his leg, which normally isn't fatal, but the way she squeezed him made him fall right outta bed.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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Having completed his search for meaning in life, he's now on the hunt for meaning in death. Good luck, Doc.
(d) September 2nd, 1997