Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?
Through the magic of videotape, he gave us solid evidence that the bigger they come, the harder they fall.
(d) April 1st, 1996