The king is dead. What a schmuck.

Name
Alan King
Birthday
December 26, 1927
Age
76
Died on
Sunday, May 9th, 2004
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, April 28th, 1998
Alan King
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A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.

(d) February 3rd, 1999