Walter Cronkite has been played on 384 lists, including 40 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Soon B Gonn 3Edhead22425
2.JMC Hearse 3MUSER00997326
3.Moriturimoribundus324
4.Paulapoopaulapoo319
5.NO SHAME NO SHAMEUSER00809315
6.Real Eagles of Death MetalDeadend Friends219
7.These People are Fuckednorthern reaper217
8.LAST OF THE RED SHIRTSUSER02269214
9.Hang Saddam so I can win this thingBJCx78213
10.ImJefAndYorDeadUSER00382212
11.Maloyo07 2nd chanceMaloyo2317212
12.Dead...All DeadDeadend Friends110
13.I got your stiff right hereUSER02427110
14.Knauf's stiffsChris Knauf110
15.Liz Dorneman ReaperUSER02434110
16.3. I LOVE THE DEADUSER0007019
17.BIG BURTS ONE STEP CLOSER TO GODUSER0239719
18.Deathwish 2007 pt IIDeathWish19
19.In DeepUSER0034819
20.ThewaltUSER0237119
21.Time To Die In 2007USER0002418
22.A MARTYR FOR MURDERUSER0226917
23.DJ Badger - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DIEDJ Badger16
24.I Suck At This GameUSER0232514
25.Wednesday #3Wednesday14
26.Murder And Mayhem TwoDoubled48412
27.!!!!ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADY 2Albrecht00
28.A TEAM DEATH LISTUSER0239600
29.ALT - Better Off Dead IIAngel of Death00
30.BratPackUSER0246100
31.Doom Buggy 1USER0264900
32.Femme Fatale IVUSER0120500
33.Hurry up and die already part VII!hurryupndiealready00
34.Jim Knott ReaperUSER0243400
35.JMD - Dirt Nap DecathlonMr Wonderful00
36.MATTOID - List TwoThe Mattoid00
37.poor kittylindbergh00
38.The UndertakerUSER0150100
39.therealkillerojislookingforUSER0016400
40.WhayneUSER0259300
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998