Victor Borge has been played on 80 lists, including 15 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.JeffK 2USER0030016
2.Dr. Jack Fanclub 3Chachi11
3.Art Vandelay 1USER0271500
4.Art Vandelay 2USER0271500
5.Buck 1Buck00
6.Chuck/JoyceUSER0038700
7.DaimyoUSER0031300
8.Doug Connors 2USER0059100
9.ElleBee 2USER0047900
10.Fat, Drunk, and DeadUSER0031000
11.Gravedigger Glenn 3USER0042800
12.Midwest Morgue Mogul GigiUSER0062400
13.Sausage Vampire 3USER0062900
14.Spiffy StiffiesUSER0031000
15.Y1.999K 2USER0004900
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998