Sam Simon has been played on 924 lists, including 359 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The West Goes GhostFTG637
2.Old as Dinosaur dungDeathGift631
3.Death is your giftDeathGift629
4.hey mickey you're so fineBird624
5.DePressED 01DePressED530
6.winds of warBird528
7.Break a Leg and the RestGregDean527
8.Mr. Rusk, You're Not Wearing Your (Paisley) TieRJD527
9.Simpson's Book of the Near DeadDGD527
10.Big Al'sBird526
11.Birdman - death to smoochieBird526
12.death defying actsBird525
13.Don't use the Heimlich on my stiffsDeathGift525
14.CHAD - Hey Girl, Are They Hangin?CHAD524
15.Pastor to 38 Dead PresidentsDGD524
16.Yeah, She'll Get to Know the Good Earth Much BetterNumber1User524
17.you never see and old guy names fatsBird524
18.Birdman - Don't let your babies grow up to be Doc and DJ!Bird523
19.whole lamotta shaking going onBird522
20.VG - Bukakke Nagasakivomit_god520
21.you don't know jackBird520
22.Death March 21BCeltics433
23.Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressED428
24.Fade to Black 3Fade to Black428
25.Barbara Bush will be fine, another last minute listDeathGift427
26.They Do Say Age Is a Risk Factor for DeathRJD427
27.Okinawa Death Squad1BCeltics426
28.CHAD - I Need $625,000; Anyone Offering?CHAD425
29.Dead Skeleton1BCeltics425
30.News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressED425
31.Birdman - did Paul Walker's family pay full price for cremation?Bird423
32.Birdman - Stab the Doc and shoot the DJBird423
33.Bob Dole, In a holeDeathGift423
34.honest abeBird423
35.michael went down hill fastBird423
36.Death March1BCeltics422
37.DePressED 12DePressED422
38.Harper Valley D.O.A.lucky punk422
39.here kitty kittyBird422
40.Naha Assassins1BCeltics422
41.We've got BushBird422
42.Birdman - Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Doc and DJ!Bird421
43.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Bugle TollsFTG421
44.Graham KrackaBird421
45.Mandatory helmut lawBird421
46.singing in the rainerBird421
47.Birdman - Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Doc & DJBird420
48.Centenarian CrowdDeathGift420
49.it may be rightBird420
50.Birdman - simon says noBird419
51.harperBird419
52.House Of Soon To Be With The Lord 2hop1962419
53.When You're Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED419
54.Birdman - Abe VigoNOWBird418
55.Birdman - Sick of Typing Zsa ZsaBird418
56.casey at the batBird418
57.Hungarian Ghoul-lash for 2000, Alex...DGD418
58.I've Got a Secret: I'M DEAD!Bea Hind418
59.Simon Says We're Deadlucky punk418
60.D'oh! Groening Might Be Famous, but This Guy?Number1User417
61.Death March 31BCeltics417
62.Doc & DJ--Everything. Everyone. Everywhere. Ends.Doc & DJ417
63.McSwindlers Listhop1962417
64.Doubt this will happen, but who knowsDeathGift416
65.Roberta, Robert & Run Run, Together at LastRJD416
66.VG - Bukakke Teriyakivomit_god416
67.This List Is Positively PastoralRJD415
68.Billy Graham will dieDeathGift414
69.There Is No EliteDePressED414
70.Pookie's Stiffs #1Pookie's Stiffs413
71.Sack-O-Stiffies Part DeuxVicLic2412
72.DePressED 03DePressED410
73.Fade to Black 2Fade to Black327
74.DePressED 08DePressED325
75.DePressED 07DePressED324
76.And Then There Were NoneDePressED323
77.Death Becomes Us 2people meat323
78.DePressED 11DePressED323
79.Sharpen the trochar,, it's gonna be busyFry's Crematorium323
80.An '88 Reno Silver Sox Pitcher is Famous?!?DGD322
81.Die Die, Run Run!USER00353322
82.Little Jiving On A Saturday NightDePressED322
83.Thou Shalt Not Bear False Teethjeffvn322
84.Doc & DJ--Long-Distance Dedication to ScoobyDoc & DJ321
85.I bereave in magicBird321
86.Ashen Gray Color CommentaryDGD320
87.DePressED 05DePressED320
88.Simon says DieDeathGift320
89.VG - Bukakke Karaokevomit_god320
90.Cartman- Simon Says D'OHCARTMAN319
91.CHAD - Yes Meghan Kelly, There Is A Black Santa ClausCHAD319
92.Daisy A Day DearDePressED319
93.Doc & DJ--Who the Fuck Are the Knutsens?Doc & DJ319
94.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BarqueroFTG319
95.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: From Karate With LoveFTG319
96.Frankie 5DePressED319
97.If I Could Only Play One List...DGD319
98.Lamar Odom's Lackey'sLindsay Lohan's Liver319
99.Sam Simon will dieDeathGift319
100.something to bereave inBird319
101.byne byneBird318
102.DePressED 06DePressED318
103.DePressED 09DePressED318
104.Did She Pass?lucky punk318
105.fourteenBird318
106.My free listDeathGift318
107.Over 90FrogSoda318
108.Rhoda Killlucky punk318
109.The Cack-filled FilesDGD318
110.These peeps look like scatDeathGift318
111.Venus LovemotionDePressED318
112.yeah buddy!Bird318
113.Baxley - Run Clive Run!Baxley317
114.Don't put all your eggs in one basket? Kirk Kerkorian is my Scott CarpenterDeathGift317
115.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Vanishing AmericanFTG317
116.i can see cleary nowBird317
117.Jesus Doesn't Exist? Should Have Banged My Secretarylucky punk317
118.Last minute shitDeathGift317
119.Rhoda wayBird317
120.Show me the moneyThe Coroner317
121.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED317
122.you say lamotta, i say la mottaBird317
123.A List for LawrenceSilentcalvin316
124.Birdman - Simon Says Die NowBird316
125.Cartman- Evry Lil Ting Gonna Be AlrightCARTMAN316
126.Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 4EdRulz316
127.Deathrider 50deathrider316
128.Doc & DJ--Going DutchDoc & DJ316
129.Doc & DJ--If Our Rhyme Was a Drug We'd Sell It by the GrahamDoc & DJ316
130.DominoBird316
131.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Dusty's TrailFTG316
132.it hurts when I peiBird316
133.Itoman Death Squad1BCeltics316
134.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED316
135.may dayBird316
136.run run awayBird316
137.$200 a Day, Plus ExpensesBea Hind315
138.Doc & DJ--It's a Trapp!Doc & DJ315
139.eli's comingBird315
140.fleetwood hackBird315
141.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BrimstoneFTG315
142.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Old IronpantsFTG315
143.Fossil Farmhop1962315
144.Goodbye KirkDeathGift315
145.Pokey's Stiffies 2014Pokey22315
146.Run Run into the TrappDeathGift315
147.Run Run Running on Emptylucky punk315
148.the last oneBird315
149.ZoomMasterDePressED315
150.big dragBird314
151.Can't see Cleary anymoreDeathGift314
152.Doc & DJ--How Did They Know Michael Schumacher Had Dandruff?Doc & DJ314
153.Frankie 2DePressED314
154.Go Fuck Yourself!GoFuckYourself314
155.I Should Just Apply it Directly to My Hipslucky punk314
156.International Top 40Silentcalvin314
157.Olivia oilBird314
158.Tsuga - Die EngelTsuga314
159.A Fate Worse Than Death IIISanta Fe Syndicate313
160.Come on I Wanna see Em in a MausoleumEdRulz313
161.Death Rattle: Lying-In-Waitanarchess313
162.Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ313
163.Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJ313
164.Doc & DJ--We'll Have Halloween on ChristmasDoc & DJ313
165.I Want to Feel Your Gestaltjeffvn313
166.Pookie's Stiffs #5Pookie's Stiffs313
167.real geniusBird313
168.Death Rattle: Coffin Up Dirtanarchess312
169.Do You Happen To Know How To Fly This Thing?rchand312
170.Feasting Maggots 1Feasting Maggots312
171.Frankie 1DePressED312
172.Get The Shovel1BCeltics312
173.LOD: Be At Peace - Fight No Moreed head312
174.LOD: Lisa Needs Braces, Sam Needs A Coffined head312
175.Not Dead Yet IVTimur312
176.Plowing The Deep 3hop1962312
177.Psychicdeath1PsychicDeath312
178.2014 is the year that ZSA ZSA bites itbridgy311
179.Maybe this will be the year of the dying hawkDeathGift311
180.4 Past MidnightMr. Redrum310
181.CHAD - The Vagina Is A Self Cleaning OvenCHAD310
182.Doc & DJ--Stick It Write-In ThereDoc & DJ310
183.Holy Dead Celebrities BatmanThe Pancreatic Answer310
184.Number1User's Shot at the Brass RingNumber1User310
185.Psychicdeath3PsychicDeath310
186.Run Run, Rainer, Randy, Roberta and a Rev.RJD310
187.Sharpen the trochar, 2Fry's Crematorium310
188.These stiffs won't be a Buddy for very longDeathGift310
189.A fool and his moneyVaGentry39
190.Psychicdeath2PsychicDeath39
191.Young Stars Gone Bad EditionRJD38
192.Pookie's Stiffs #2Pookie's Stiffs36
193.Jenny Was SweetDePressED219
194.Zip-A-Dee-Dead-Day IIFredNietzsche219
195.America's Top 40 - Death EditionDGD218
196.Canaries in a Coalmine 3Canaries in a coalmine217
197.Keep Your Body in the Ground, and Forget Those StarsNumber1User217
198.Mashiki Assassins1BCeltics217
199.Two Ghoulsdoorma217
200.WHIRLAWAY! IIGoFuckYourself217
201.CHAD - Oh Wait, There's MoreCHAD216
202.CHAD - Silver Nickels & Golden DimesCHAD216
203.Doc & DJ--A Zimmer of HopeDoc & DJ216
204.Drop like flies, pleaseDeathGift216
205.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Johnny Eagle EyeFTG216
206.Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressED216
207.Cartman- This Is Our Fn City!CARTMAN215
208.Cheeses H. Christ!tkdmel215
209.DePressED 02DePressED215
210.DePressED 10DePressED215
211.Ethnic Cleansinghop1962215
212.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Don't Ever Speak to Me AgainFTG215
213.Peaceful, Cold Feelingjeffvn215
214.Sharpen the trochar 3Fry's Crematorium215
215.Unlikely, but possibleDeathGift215
216.WHIRLAWAY!GoFuckYourself215
217.Doc & DJ--The Janitor Was Right About Bin LadenDoc & DJ214
218.don't stop bereavin'Bird214
219.its another trappBird214
220.Birdman - checkmateBird213
221.Birdman - float like a butterfly, stink like a corpseBird213
222.CHAD - Ohhhhhh, The Humanity!CHAD213
223.CHAD - Why Wait, Die NowCHAD213
224.Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 6EdRulz213
225.Death Be Not Proud VTimur213
226.Frankie 3DePressED213
227.Martha PearlDiane213
228.may or may not workBird213
229.ra ra ra, ra ra robertaBird213
230.Are We Dead Yetgoodwin73212
231.CHAD - Hey, Boy How's It Hangin?CHAD212
232.Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 5EdRulz212
233.Dearly Departedhop1962212
234.Death- You Dropped A Bomb On MeJayRockers!212
235.Doc & DJ--Be Vewy Quiet...We're Hunting BirdDoc & DJ212
236.Doc & DJ--Sometimes It Seems So Useless to RemainDoc & DJ212
237.Don't forget to Walsh your handssDeathGift212
238.duck dynastyBird212
239.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Phantom MajorFTG212
240.RD: A double double of death pleaseRD02212
241.Be as Rich, and as Dead, as RockefellerNumber1User211
242.Death, She WroteSilentcalvin211
243.DePressED 04DePressED211
244.Doc & DJ--Joe DiMaggio Memorial ListDoc & DJ211
245.Doc & DJ--Kelly Has Barbara to Thank for 30 Extra BucksDoc & DJ211
246.Doc & DJ--The Bushes Seem to Love This End-of-the-Year DramaDoc & DJ211
247.Feasting Maggots 2Feasting Maggots211
248.Float like you're mummified...DGD211
249.Holden All The CardsK Dog211
250.Nietzsche's Super Stiffs IIIFredNietzsche211
251.Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressED211
252.The Hammered GodsFredNietzsche211
253.Billy Graham ain't no SuperstarAnarchy an a biscuit210
254.black hawkingBird210
255.Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 3EdRulz210
256.Frankie 6DePressED210
257.He's On My Short ListBea Hind210
258.Hospitalization Makes a Gal IrritableDGD210
259.How did he just become famous?DGD210
260.I really don't think Valerie will die but just in caseDeathGift210
261.Pundertaker: Boys' Night OutThe Pundertaker210
262.Tsuga - Saddest SongTsuga210
263.3rd Year in a row-> 10th place = Free ListDGD29
264.Danse MacabreMr. Redrum29
265.Doc & DJ--Prop Joe's Cadaverous MotherfuckersDoc & DJ29
266.Dust or Bust!Star Dust29
267.Graham SlamwichStar Dust29
268.In The DeathroomMr. Redrum29
269.MBalmedMBalmed29
270.Otis' Cirrhosis - Morrison Sisters' StillKudsKroakers29
271.Six Feet of Dirtinfj99929
272.Valerie Harper LeeAnarchy an a biscuit29
273.WTF. One more list.DGD29
274.Bury the keys and bellsDeathGift28
275.Charlie Don't Surf with Lily ThaiCharlie Dont Surf28
276.Doc & DJ--Down Like SyndromeDoc & DJ28
277.Hello, This Is Rhoda, I'm DormantNumber1User27
278.Simon Says....Adios!Pokey2227
279.Team Formalin: That's Showbiz!anarchess27
280.The Good Die Young IVTimur27
281.Dead Fred's list of almost Dead!Dead Fred26
282.Death Soup: There She Goes, Miss America!MJ and Friends26
283.Death Soup: Why Couldn't It Have Been Nails?MJ and Friends26
284.Merchant of Deatherrinm0226
285.Plowing The Deephop196226
286.Pookie's Stiffs #6Pookie's Stiffs26
287.Really, really old peopleCosmo Underground26
288.Write in list. Maybe I should have played him more?DeathGift26
289.Your-ass-is-sick ParkDGD26
290.Charlie Don't Surf with Kyung LahCharlie Dont Surf25
291.Dead RepublicansDeathGift25
292.Feeling a Bit BushedRJD25
293.Pookie's Stiffs #3Pookie's Stiffs25
294.Rhoda Morganstern Will Live ForeverRJD25
295.Frankie 4DePressED24
296.Last Call Y'allVaGentry24
297.World's Foremost Authority IndeedRJD24
298.Your time is up Zsa Zsa, no more GaborDeathGift24
299.End of an Era?RJD23
300.Come on I Wanna see Em in a Mausoleum 2EdRulz110
301.JMD - Toe Tag 10Mr Wonderful110
302.Logan's Final RunBea Hind110
303.RD: Now On With The CountdownRD02110
304.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED110
305.CHAD - The Penis ChroniclesCHAD19
306.Dancing With Mr. DBetter Off Dead19
307.Dutch's TreatBea Hind19
308.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: FingermanFTG19
309.If There Were A God, He'd Want You To DieFredNietzsche19
310.Nietzsche's Pietzsche's IIFredNietzsche19
311.RD: What has one leg and STILL won't die?RD0219
312.CHAD - Remember To Process Your Cassava Root ProperlyCHAD18
313.Don't Dick around, Drop your Cain, and say goodbye to the feller next to youDeathGift18
314.G Menseaiowe18
315.Not Fit To Carry Nietzsche's Jock StrapFredNietzsche18
316.shaw nuffBird18
317.The first real step to canonization...DGD18
318.Too Soon?alan smithee18
319.Tsuga - Dirt in the GroundTsuga18
320.BairBones1BairBones17
321.CHAD - Ok, Nine Is Enough, Not 8!CHAD17
322.LOD: Ronnie Biggs' Posseed head17
323.The People's CorpseBea Hind17
324.Cartman- Tread LightlyCARTMAN16
325.Loki 1Loki16
326.Magic Johnson's Fake HIVLindsay Lohan's Liver16
327.Doc & DJ--Does the Pope Shit in the Woods?Doc & DJ15
328.Ethnic Cleansing 2hop196215
329.the zsa's of (eternal) lifeUSER0252415
330.Charlie Don't Surf with Luci LiuCharlie Dont Surf13
331.Show me the money IIThe Coroner13
332.EMFC Lime'n SimonEMFCoffin12
333.Gonna Miss ThemFrogSoda12
334.Kysor14The Bear Bowl Pool12
335.Not Much Power Left in That Hour AnymoreNumber1User12
336.Otis' Cirrhosis - Jubal Foster's StillKudsKroakers12
337.Eternally Yours, RitaNumber1User11
338.From Sam to SidRJD11
339.House Of Soon To Be With The Lordhop196211
340.Insert Clever List Name HereGregDean11
341.Last Call Y'all2VaGentry11
342.Pookie's Stiffs #4Pookie's Stiffs11
343.Show me the money IIIThe Coroner11
344.Beelezebrahunit1300
345.Charlie Don't Surf with Elita LorescaCharlie Dont Surf00
346.Charlie Don't Surf with Sharon TayCharlie Dont Surf00
347.Death- Broken WingsJayRockers!00
348.Did Anyone Else Immediately Think of Sonny Bono?Number1User00
349.EMFC The Croaked Have Me StokedEMFCoffin00
350.EMFC The Underground NetworkEMFCoffin00
351.Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots00
352.Get up Stand up 2014Sgrayva00
353.Giving the FC Something to DoDGD00
354.I Can't Believe My Sister Beat Me to Deathlucky punk00
355.Old BallsBrown Widow00
356.The Cat's Last MeowDeathGift00
357.The Heart Isn't Normal When It StopsNumber1User00
358.We Finally Got Bush!!!Pokey2200
359.Who the Dickens is Kallen me??DeathGift00
 

 

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(d) August 3rd, 2008