|2.||Not Dead Yet||Timur||1||10|
|3.||Waste Of Space||Hugh G. Wrekshun||1||8|
|5.||Budley Do Right||Bud Santimyer||0||0|
|7.||For the Love of God Just Die!||Exit Stage Four||0||0|
|8.||Joe Bacon's 2011 Pistol Peters #1||Chancellor D'Exchecker||0||0|
|9.||Krissy's Death List||Deckhawk||0||0|
This savvy statesman held a variety of jobs in Washington before resigning as Jimmy Carter's Secretary of State when it was learned he'd been supplying cocaine and Quaaludes to little Amy.
(d) January 12th, 2002