|1.||We all gotta go sometime........||Jeanne Rose||1||7|
|2.||Old White Guys, Mostly||Steve from Jersey||1||4|
|3.||Don't Fear the Reaper||Hugh G. Wrekshun||1||2|
|4.||You're Dead to Me V: The "Bye Bob" Edition||Beth Rhymes with Death||0||0|
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999