Mikhail Kalashnikov has been played on 110 lists, including 23 lists in The February 2013 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Birdman - Bonnie was my original milf | Bird | 4 | 30 |
| 2. | Ian Pais the Price | Star Dust | 4 | 17 |
| 3. | Billy's Big Move | Star Dust | 3 | 22 |
| 4. | Feasting Maggots 1 | Feasting Maggots | 3 | 22 |
| 5. | Fade to Black 2 | Fade to Black | 3 | 20 |
| 6. | Fade to Black 3 | Fade to Black | 3 | 19 |
| 7. | DePressED06 | DePressED | 3 | 17 |
| 8. | DePressED02 | DePressED | 3 | 16 |
| 9. | DePressED04 | DePressED | 3 | 16 |
| 10. | DePressED08 | DePressED | 3 | 16 |
| 11. | House of soon to be with the Lord | hop1962 | 3 | 12 |
| 12. | Feasting Maggots 5 | Feasting Maggots | 2 | 19 |
| 13. | Birdman 3 | Bird | 2 | 14 |
| 14. | Doc & DJ--Bruno Mars Owes The Police a Royalty Check | Doc & DJ | 2 | 14 |
| 15. | Jack Klugman, Thanks for the Cash | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 2 | 12 |
| 16. | And Koch? He don't care. | JohnHines | 2 | 9 |
| 17. | Diva O'Doom's Death Watch II | cybermaven | 1 | 10 |
| 18. | Fade to Back 1 | Fade to Black | 1 | 10 |
| 19. | Hatz | hatzymosh | 1 | 10 |
| 20. | Die Already | computerstreber | 1 | 9 |
| 21. | Something To Do With Corpses, Jr. 2 | Shams | 1 | 8 |
| 22. | Askin For It | philomela | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | The Crawling Dead | JohnHines | 0 | 0 |
We're no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of one little character actor don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
(d) September 8th, 1998