Mikhail Kalashnikov has been played on 110 lists, including 60 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Fossil Farmhop1962743
2.Ya Ever Have Your Ivories Tickled?Ghost of Stiffs Past743
3.Birdman - AK47Bird742
4.Hugo and HosniSilentcalvin741
5.Birdman - I have nothingBird740
6.Birdman - She gives me WoodwardBird738
7.PresidentialJohnHinesJr735
8.Martha's second listMartha733
9.When Your Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED643
10.Cause of Death Was Mercury PoisoningGhost of Stiffs Past642
11.Birdman 11Bird641
12.Cartman- Jack Klugman Ruined XmasCARTMAN640
13.Birdman - Mandatory Helmut LawBird639
14.Birdman - the last oneBird639
15.McSwindlers Listhop1962639
16.Birdman - a free lesson for Doc and DJBird638
17.There Is No LeadDePressED637
18.TJS: First TryTJS637
19.Tief Denker1Flying Asian Carp632
20.Cherub SpringThe Sting of Steve Irwin631
21.Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressED630
22.The Van Goes Down By The Riverlucky punk630
23.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED539
24.DePressED01DePressED538
25.And Then There Were NoneDePressED536
26.Birdman - all I am asking for is ONE write-in!Bird536
27.Birdman - One Billy Graham has to goBird536
28.Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressED536
29.Cartman- Fifty Shades of Grey PallorCARTMAN535
30.DePressED08DePressED533
31.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED533
32.Zsa Zsa's a BoreSilentcalvin533
33.PennyVan Death RayGlamdring527
34.A-to-the-KJohnHinesJr526
35.Hosni's Penny Death VanGlamdring526
36.Maloyo13-03Maloyo2317524
37.Professor Irwins Death PennyGlamdring522
38.Pardee in the HouseSilentcalvin430
39.Cartman- Raging Bull Down For the Ten CountCARTMAN428
40.Don't Fear the Reaper Zsa ZsaMOJO426
41.Tief Denker3Flying Asian Carp425
42.Graveyard ShiftMr. Redrum424
43.Around the World in 10 Stiffsboshh423
44.Dr. Who - Free for AllDr. Who422
45.My 2013 water fountainAndy418
46.Grab a snickersSirMike10326
47.Live and Let DieRadler323
48.Loss of PowerCheck, Please!321
49.Tief Denker2Flying Asian Carp321
50.de fence 3rfenster316
51.tic tag toeroderner316
52.Googuse's Good Oddsgooguse314
53.McMurdo2013.3McMurdoMan314
54.You gon Dieflaco218
55.memorialparkranger2memorialparkranger213
56.50 shades of crazyEvil Lemons212
57.MJ Lives IIIMJ Lives212
58.Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #6FrankJac210
59.scjones3scjones28
60.Aaron's picksintelwarrior13
 

 

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Though she didn't quite make it to 118, she is survived by 4 of her 10 children, 85 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren, and 57 great-great-grandchildren. What a slut!

(d) April 16th, 1998