John McCain has been played on 421 lists, including 4 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Die Die Die My DarlingsTheLeeJrwinna!00
2.Keaau1MITINCUSA00
3.List #3jenndiane700
4.PrincessHeineken003PrincessHeineken00
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998