|1.||I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!||DGD||4||19|
|3.||He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!||DGD||3||10|
|4.||Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!||DGD||2||11|
|6.||Old Soldiers Die||Old Soldiers||1||7|
He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.
(d) December 17th, 1998