Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including 101 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Are we dead yet, are we dead yet?alohabeerguy533
2.A Bob, a John and 8 others barely hanging onBetter Off Dead524
3.Deadmaster - Kandideadmaster427
4.VG2 - Chikungunya Surprisevomit_god426
5.Crossed The River StyxMITINCUSA425
6.thelaughmakersDigger O Dell 10425
7.Charlie Don't Surf with Lily ThaiCharlie Dont Surf424
8.Sleddog111sleddog424
9.Dead Pool Ghoulcidbliq423
10.FALLING STARSNick ‘n Beth422
11.Bag of really old bonesBugs and Bones421
12.Victory AND Death 1Shams420
13.Autopsy Turvyborn2run59418
14.It'd be cool if Jerry Lewis died. That guy's a DICKTwilight is Near416
15.Petey Makes A ComebackNancyD415
16.Deadmaster - Cherylldeadmaster414
17.Behr3Teddiebehr27325
18.In Through the Out Doorptgkc325
19.Pay Dirt IIIFrau schadenfreude323
20.Death Pool Gambler 17-1Death pool gambler322
21.Pay DIRT IIFrau schadenfreude321
22.Pine Box Derby 17Ranger275321
23.!!! Ailingtitan360320
24.Blood Bath & BeyondBloodbath & Beyond320
25.Make it Rain 2017x2anastasia beaver-hausen320
26.Rastalls - 90's to 70's and a queenRastalls319
27.Birdman - the return of BIRDMAN!Bird315
28.Counting Bodies Like SheepDGambrinus315
29.Old and unrestlessuselessexistence315
30.The All StarsAndyPants315
31.Eau De FormaldehydeCheckingOut312
32.Pale Is The New TanFrankJac311
33.Birdman - look who's back, back again.Bird310
34.Dinner, Movie, & a Coat HangerRegor5150218
35.How long has it been since Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Philip a good blowjob?Twilight is Near218
36.Life is Very Long When You're LonelyUSER02524217
37.Chilly 1chillybilly216
38.The ones 2016 MissedFrogSoda216
39.Cyn--Sky's the LimitTeamTrautz215
40.Dead Is As Dead DoesBison215
41.DJ Badger - My Wife Lanna Says DIEDJ Badger215
42.Looking Kinda DeadSheik's List215
43.2017 MexiDigger List 3MexiDigger214
44.dead afClever Team Name214
45.Mortician's MiscellaneousJanisdoll214
46.No Heart Feelingsdwr3ck214
47.Doc & DJ--We Liked Hugh Hefner Before He Was CoolDoc & DJ213
48.I Want Six Points!Sufferosis213
49.The most obvious list everTwilight is Near213
50.Beast mode KobbemenMaryjo80212
51.Live and Let Dielorizubie212
52.Pokey's Stiffies 2017Pokey22212
53.steve-o's stiffsSteve P212
54.Digger O Dell 3Digger O Dell 10211
55.Bring out yer deadMr Happy210
56.Michael Jackson Lives in CanadaMJ Lives210
57.Knocking on Heaven's DoorKaraandmeredith29
58.Takin' a Chance on Death IIIbluesbro198229
59.who cares what lies beyondThe 7FOOTER29
60.Old Bucket Listptgkc28
61.Skunkhair 2017 #1Skunkhair 201328
62.Takin' a Chance on Death IIbluesbro198228
63.2017 stiff listkissfan10027
64.Sack-O-Stiffies '17VicLic227
65.Ten Funerals 1Jerrytopdown27
66.I Am Spartacus!!Pokey2226
67.steve-o's stiffs 3Steve P26
68.a listtowelielife25
69.JoeG12017Joe G25
70.Not razzle dazzle enoughDave25
71.From the Depths of the Chesapeake Vol. 1BillFromDaShore24
72.Pistola's ReportPistola Jones110
73.Wearing a Pine OvercoatBuck110
74.Whitney's CocaineAssilem110
75.2017 HorizontalsUSER0257519
76.AC2017ListAnnie Rubbi19
77.Debbie Reynolds Urban Achieversalan smithee19
78.A bunch of old people and Bret MichaelsNatiLight18
79.JTT1jttarbell18
80.Memorial Park Ranger 1memorialparkranger18
81.Caymam Wentcayman went17
82.Dynamic Death Squadaladas2117
83.Thank you ZSA ZSA for a good '16...LMac17
84.Bag of bones old fartsBugs and Bones16
85.cherylspicksEuro-trash16
86.Death Doesn't Discriminatefluffysellscars16
87.The Death-castfirewife4life16
88.Craig and Alison's Deadheadscchaynes15
89.Mommy I want to take a Dirt Napthestiffmeister15
90.ThatGuyThatGuy15
91.God Save The QueenNathanLH14
92.DOA 2018AbnormalKing13
93.Inaugural Stiffs 2017ouvgotgreeneyes13
94.Takin' a Chance on Death Ibluesbro198213
95.Tick TockHey, did you have. . . .13
96.Celebrity Lives MatterSickle Cell - #2 cause of12
97.you're dead to metheappointment12
98.Celebrity Zombie Apocalypse - original flavourmsastria11
99.Meh!FrogSoda11
100.Toesup nationalToesup11
101.Y'all Get Dead Now, Ya Hear? Celebrity Editionnroger91911
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

We really dug deep to find the nicest possible thing to say about this guy, so here it is:

He was a COMPLETE sack of SHIT.

(d) July 30th, 2022