|1.||Another Monkey Gland Please||Dr.Slime||3||23|
|3.||MrJeff's Six Months of Solitude||mrjeff2000||3||16|
|5.||NVN: Zsa Zsa the whore||No Viagra Needed||2||15|
Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
(d) November 13th, 1998