|1.||The Producers||lucky punk||4||26|
|2.||Our Ten Funerals 1||Jerrytopdown||3||24|
|3.||Time to die||Toe Tagged Luminary||3||23|
|4.||Death Wish 2016||DeathWish||3||20|
|6.||That's all folks!||Toe Tagged Luminary||3||20|
|7.||Grimey reaper 2||grimyreaper||3||19|
|8.||Pepe's Jeffe||Lucifer's Marionette||3||17|
|10.||Politics are a Bitch||Dr. Who||3||16|
|11.||he say he go to buy socks||lindbergh||3||15|
|12.||Lucifer's Grotto||Lucifer's Marionette||3||15|
|13.||Erika Anne Has Matches and Knows How To Use Them||Buffiedee||3||14|
|14.||Click here if you want to be my prison bitch||zombie lover||3||12|
|15.||Politics and Manson||thedeadmanshand||3||11|
|16.||Death Pool Gamblers 2016c||Death pool gambler||2||19|
|17.||Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped||Toe Tagged Luminary||2||19|
|18.||Rocks and Headstones||Rocks and Headstones||2||19|
|21.||Michael Jackson Lives in Croatia||MJ Lives||2||17|
|23.||Dying to know you..!||Clever Team Name||2||15|
|24.||swissfist in your face||swiss fist||2||15|
|25.||They Gone 2||fouriikc||2||15|
|26.||Phillys Dead Fish||Phillys Fish||2||14|
|27.||WAS 2016 - DVH||USER02593||2||13|
|29.||Jill's Bad Karma Predictions||jchudson68||2||11|
|30.||La Muerte Drop Dead!||LaMuerte||2||11|
|31.||Slippery When Dead||corq||2||11|
|33.||Prince Sirki's Holiday3||Prince Sirki||2||9|
|34.||The Force Sleeps||USER00562||2||9|
|35.||Pennies on your Eyes||doorma||1||10|
|36.||SAW THE LIGHT #2||SAW THE LIGHT||1||10|
|37.||Time To Die In 2016||USER00024||1||10|
|38.||! Algor Mortis to Livor Mortis - Politicians||nightjy||1||9|
|39.||A sure thing||Lobo||1||9|
|40.||Betsy's mostly republican list||Betsy||1||8|
|41.||Final Summons||Beth Rhymes with Death||1||8|
|42.||Well nobody died did they? 3||ArchAngel||1||8|
|44.||Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2016||Two Worlds||1||7|
|45.||NO PULSE||Heart Stopper||1||7|
|46.||Someone, please die||Altois||1||5|
|47.||Death Comes as the End #1||Ames||1||3|
|48.||Rastall Reapers 2016 II||Rastalls||1||3|
|49.||This time for sure Zsa Zsa||Elster000||1||2|
|50.||GGB 3||Digger O Dell 10||0||0|
|51.||Luck B A Stiffy Tonight #2||mommyster||0||0|
|53.||Sine Die: Death Becomes Them||Sine Die||0||0|
|54.||we already went to heaven||displayname007||0||0|
"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.
(d) May 14th, 1998