Henry Alfred Kissinger has been played on 629 lists, including 54 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.The Producerslucky punk426
2.Our Ten Funerals 1Jerrytopdown324
3.Time to dieToe Tagged Luminary323
4.Death Wish 2016DeathWish320
5.Fatal AttractionJanisStoker320
6.That's all folks!Toe Tagged Luminary320
7.Grimey reaper 2grimyreaper319
8.Pepe's JeffeLucifer's Marionette317
9.Soul HuntersHunterbeer317
10.Politics are a BitchDr. Who316
11.he say he go to buy sockslindbergh315
12.Lucifer's GrottoLucifer's Marionette315
13.Erika Anne Has Matches and Knows How To Use ThemBuffiedee314
14.Click here if you want to be my prison bitchzombie lover312
15.Politics and Mansonthedeadmanshand311
16.Death Pool Gamblers 2016cDeath pool gambler219
17.Either this man is dead or my watch has stoppedToe Tagged Luminary219
18.Rocks and HeadstonesRocks and Headstones219
19.You're alive...WHY?????GhettoZombie218
20.DeadFolksGanefManx217
21.Michael Jackson Lives in CroatiaMJ Lives217
22.DMH1thedeadmanshand215
23.Dying to know you..!Clever Team Name215
24.swissfist in your faceswiss fist215
25.They Gone 2fouriikc215
26.Phillys Dead FishPhillys Fish214
27.WAS 2016 - DVHUSER02593213
28.Grim talesWizofahs212
29.Jill's Bad Karma Predictionsjchudson68211
30.La Muerte Drop Dead!LaMuerte211
31.Slippery When Deadcorq211
32.JoeG20163Joe G210
33.Prince Sirki's Holiday3Prince Sirki29
34.The Force SleepsUSER0056229
35.Pennies on your Eyesdoorma110
36.SAW THE LIGHT #2SAW THE LIGHT110
37.Time To Die In 2016USER00024110
38.! Algor Mortis to Livor Mortis - Politiciansnightjy19
39.A sure thingLobo19
40.Betsy's mostly republican listBetsy18
41.Final SummonsBeth Rhymes with Death18
42.Well nobody died did they? 3ArchAngel18
43.Dream Teamtkdmel17
44.Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2016Two Worlds17
45.NO PULSEHeart Stopper17
46.Someone, please dieAltois15
47.Death Comes as the End #1Ames13
48.Rastall Reapers 2016 IIRastalls13
49.This time for sure Zsa ZsaElster00012
50.GGB 3Digger O Dell 1000
51.Luck B A Stiffy Tonight #2mommyster00
52.NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaHeyHeyHeyGoodbyeRanger27500
53.Sine Die: Death Becomes ThemSine Die00
54.we already went to heavendisplayname00700
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998