Hafez Assad has been played on 29 lists, including 9 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | We Spin Terror | USER00876 | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | Yeah, yeah, bye bye | yeah yeah buh bye | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | god damnit! 1 | goddammit | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 2 | USER00814 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | La Muerte 1 | USER00001 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 1 | USER00814 | 1 | 5 |
Meanwhile, the relentless Hollywood fame machine chews up, spits out, and throws away another dreamer. The gods must be completely out of their friggin' minds.
(d) July 1st, 2003