Dick Van Dyke has been played on 1403 lists, including 10 lists in The May 2013 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mary Tyler Moore's Castmates Got the Clap | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 2 | 5 |
| 2. | $200 a day, plus expenses. | Bea Hind | 1 | 5 |
| 3. | Death sure beats sitting through "Gandhi." | Bea Hind | 1 | 4 |
| 4. | An Eye for an Eye Makes the World Blind | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 2 |
| 5. | Feasting Maggots 6 | Feasting Maggots | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Martha Pearl | Diane | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Montego Bay | DiamondToothGertie | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Reap 'Em & Weep #9 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Spooky | Celts | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | The Enquirer never lies | I'm not dead YET | 0 | 0 |