Christopher Eric Hitchens has been played on 495 lists, including 186 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.There Is No LeadDePressED731
2.Daisy A Day DearDePressED637
3.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED633
4.Dirt NappersTaugh632
5.DePressED07DePressED537
6.-np-alan smithee535
7.DePressED01DePressED534
8.DePressED10DePressED534
9.Despite All My Rage, I am still just a Rat in a CageDGD534
10.-ty-alan smithee531
11.Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries.DGD530
12.You'll Put Your Eye Out, Kid!DGD529
13.Death Ratte II: Time and Tidesanarchess528
14.DePressED12DePressED528
15.Justin Hale 17USER01531528
16.And Then There Were None AgainDePressED527
17.Birds Never Looked Into The SunDePressED527
18.Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack.DGD527
19.BirdmanBird525
20.DePressED03DePressED525
21.DePressED04DePressED525
22.DePressED08DePressED525
23.yeah yeah buh bye 6yeah yeah buh bye521
24.Death Soup: Perfection!MJ and Friends520
25.-wd-alan smithee430
26.Justin Hale 16USER01531430
27.Deathication 2011Loquacity83428
28.EMFC Hide the Wife, Hide the KidsEMFCoffin428
29.Help! Help! I'm being repressed!DGD427
30.Justin Hale 18USER01531427
31.Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!DGD426
32.Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.DGD426
33.Oregon, My OregonGhost of Stiffs Past426
34.Sorry Twins FansRD02426
35.Team Formalin I: You'd Better Run Run!anarchess426
36.News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressED425
37.The Tampa Bay BucaneersDePressED424
38.This is how rumors get started 2011-1USER02248424
39.And now, for my next impression, Jessie Owens!DGD423
40.Death Soup: Improved Perfection!MJ and Friends423
41.DePressED06DePressED423
42.jnikUSER00353423
43.Justin Hale 13USER01531423
44.Susie's Dead RingersSusie Sicko423
45.The Game of LifeUSER02045423
46.They hurt Buddy! Let's get 'em, girls!DGD423
47.Trying to prove '05 & '06 weren't flukes... and failing.DGD423
48.Death Be Not Proud IITimur422
49.I love my cigar, but I take it out every once in a while.DGD422
50.When You're Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED422
51.You're gonna need a bigger boatDGD422
52.Death- Up To My Neck In ItJayRockers!421
53.Stranger Blue Leaves Us AloneDePressED421
54.Afraid of the dark? #2Minnesota Neil420
55.I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!DGD419
56.yeah yeah buh bye 2yeah yeah buh bye418
57.A Third List For My BuckRD02416
58.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 7EdRulz416
59.Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressED416
60.yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh bye415
61.yeah yeah buh bye 8yeah yeah buh bye415
62.Mcswindlers List 2hop1962325
63.Mcswindlers List 3hop1962325
64.Oh so dead!Dead Person Specialist, E324
65.Frankie 2DePressED323
66.fuck you, zelda rubinsteinUSER02524323
67.Little Drivin' On A Saturday NightDePressED321
68.Marked For TermiNeyTion 2011TermiNeyTor321
69.Venus LovemotionDePressED321
70.What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?DGD321
71.Deady dead dead!Dead Person Specialist, E320
72.Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.DGD320
73.Team Formalin II: You Won't Escape This Time, Biggsy!anarchess320
74.And Don't Call Me ShirleyDGD319
75.DePressED11DePressED319
76.DJ Badger says DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!DJ Badger319
77.Inconceivable!DGD319
78.The Lynch MobTaugh319
79.This is how rumors get started 2011-2USER02248319
80.U Can'ta Foola Me - There's No Such Thing as Sanity ClauseDGD319
81.Billy Billy Graham GrahamBird318
82.Death- Just A Little Off The TopJayRockers!318
83.DNR/DNI 2Nurseboy318
84.Frankie 3DePressED318
85.Guess Who Died? 2ZUSER01484318
86.yeah yeah buh bye 7yeah yeah buh bye318
87.Cash from Cancer: stick a Pohl in the groundCash From Cancer317
88.Death Rattle: Bright, Shiny Deathmasksanarchess317
89.DePressED02DePressED317
90.DePressED09DePressED317
91.Nothing Like Last Minute Terminal CancerBird317
92.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 9EdRulz316
93.Everything's Deader in TexasBluelena316
94.No Longer the Queen of Outer Spacelucky punk316
95.Psychicdeath 2PsychicDeath316
96.RIP Miss BlankenshipRD02316
97.Went to Toastie Heaven in '11RottenToast316
98.Hurry Up and Die Already, Part Ihurryupndiealready315
99.Psychicdeath 1PsychicDeath315
100.The Eternal FlameUSER02045315
101.Yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye315
102.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleumEdRulz314
103.Oops, Wrong DouglasBird314
104.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 2EdRulz313
105.PuttingtheFUNinFuneralUSER01387313
106.yeah yeah buh bye 5yeah yeah buh bye313
107.yeah yeah buh bye 9yeah yeah buh bye313
108.all work and low pay is going to hell after thisAllworkandlowpay312
109.Cash from Cancer: a penny for your deathCash From Cancer312
110.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 6EdRulz312
111.Future Sex PartnersUSER00119312
112.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 3EdRulz311
113.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 4EdRulz311
114.DNR/DNI 1Nurseboy311
115.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 5EdRulz310
116.Ethnic Cleansing 2hop196239
117.MsWhatsit's Time's Up ListMsWhatsit39
118.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BrimstoneFTG36
119.10 for 10USER01718219
120.Justin Hale 15USER01531218
121.I think of a man, then I remove logic and accountabilityDGD217
122.If I Could Walk That Way, I'd Be In PicturesDGD217
123.Justin Hale 14USER01531217
124.Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.DGD217
125.ZoomMasterDePressED217
126.Susie's DeadbeatsSusie Sicko216
127.the immortal pauly shoreUSER02524216
128.This way you'll all live forever - IBut Is It Art?216
129.EMFC Justin Beiber Needs a BarberEMFCoffin215
130.Psychicdeath 3PsychicDeath215
131.This way you'll all live forever - IIBut Is It Art?215
132.This way you'll all live forever - IIIBut Is It Art?214
133.Death Soup: Stand, It's M'LiverMJ and Friends213
134.Frankie 1DePressED213
135.Hurry Up and Die Already, Part IIIhurryupndiealready213
136.It was....the salmon mousseUSER02392213
137.One Foot in the GraveSwine213
138.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 8EdRulz212
139.Susie SickoSusie Sicko212
140.Cash from Cancer: the only good Giap is a dead GiapCash From Cancer211
141.Daly 1dpj0122211
142.MsWhatsit's Three to Get Ready ListMsWhatsit211
143.Time Heals All Wounds - Almost.eym_sirius211
144.Birdman 13Bird210
145.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED210
146.MsWhatsit's Four to Go ListMsWhatsit210
147.Superstar!Bird210
148.Another Death Pool ListBird29
149.Ethnic Cleansinghop196229
150.I can't pronounce it eitherBird29
151.Birdman 15Bird28
152.DePressED05DePressED28
153.Goodbye DickBird28
154.H O S P I C E take care B Y EBird28
155.Hoping Kim Jong is ILLBird28
156.I HOPE It's Her YearBird28
157.Mcswindlers Listhop196228
158.No Harmon a last minute listBird28
159.Ran Out Of List NamesBird28
160.Run Run AwayBird28
161.Jenny Was SweetDePressED27
162.My Sharon-aBird27
163.You Don't Know JackBird27
164.MK - MBbalmedMBalmed26
165.2011 Skyranch Dead Listlaurenprice110
166.EMFC You're a Mean One, Mr. DeathEMFCoffin110
167.Kevin's listkevin110
168.Lux PerpetuaThat's Entertainment110
169.Too dead for you babyDead Person Specialist, E110
170.yeah yeah buh bye 4yeah yeah buh bye110
171.Fran's ass-kicking bucket-kickersthecastigador19
172.Guess Who Died? 1ZUSER0148419
173.Von Ryan's ExpressTaugh19
174.Cash from Cancer: No, not the Muppet guy. That one's dead already.Cash From Cancer18
175.johnk3randomguy17
176.Old Soldiers DieOld Soldiers17
177.A Deathpool ListBird16
178.Abe's not on this oneBird16
179.Birdman 1Bird16
180.Birdman 10Bird16
181.Birdman 11Bird16
182.Ho-Chunk Dead Chunk BRFhochunkguy16
183.Let The Bodies Hit The FloorBird16
184.She puts the Fun in FunicelloBird16
185.Cool Irish Dude 2Cool Irish Dude11
186.Cool Irish Dude 3Cool Irish Dude11
 

 

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(d) January 8th, 2020