Carol Shields has been played on 428 lists, including 193 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Quiet GunFTG521
2.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The RebelsFTG520
3.Take This You Dirty Old High PricesFTG520
4.A Paycheck Doesn't Go As Far As It Used ToUSER00750426
5.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Ride The Man DownFTG426
6.Save The Last Dance For MeUSER00008422
7.i HOPE BOB dies this year 3USER00986421
8.Die2KUSER01161420
9.Can't You Put the Swab in Further?USER00750418
10.Rudy Russo For Senate Trust MeFTG414
11.GodUSER00750321
12.Betty Friedan Has a Crush On ZachUSER00750320
13.Morris Chestnut Stars In Like MikeUSER01809320
14.Roy L. Fuchs Preowned AutomobilesFTG320
15.Die2QUSER01161319
16.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Rage At DawnFTG319
17.Die2PUSER01161318
18.Madam SpankalotDePressED318
19.Die2OUSER01161317
20.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Chemo SabeFTG317
21.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Coroner CreekFTG317
22.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Girl In The WoodsFTG317
23.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Real Harold HillFTG317
24.Jack Morris Wins In 10 InningsUSER01809317
25.Redsox Fan 041BCeltics317
26.The William Morris AgencyUSER01809317
27.Die2UUSER01161316
28.Lifetime Achievement Award For Carrie HamiltonUSER00750316
29.POPE 11USER00108316
30.Redsox Fan 081BCeltics316
31.Bam Morris Up The MiddleUSER01809315
32.Blowing The Living Shit Out of High PricesFTG315
33.D.N.R. 3MarkMx315
34.DePressED 4DePressED315
35.Die2SUSER01161315
36.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 1USER00058315
37.Mission Impossible, Starring Greg MorrisUSER01809315
38.A Little Big To Be Playing in the Fucking MudFTG314
39.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 3USER00058314
40.Look Dad Bare TitsFTG314
41.Mercury Morris Off TackleUSER01809314
42.ShekmateUSER00750314
43.The Ghost Who Walks 13USER01531314
44.Stiff Upper Lip: Corpses of LondonUSER01332313
45.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Keeper Of The FlameFTG312
46.Oh Billy Jack When Are You Coming Back?USER00750312
47.Redsox Fan 011BCeltics312
48.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: A Game of InchesFTG311
49.The Ghost Who Walks 05USER01531311
50.The Ghost Who Walks 08USER01531311
51.Pepster 5USER01583217
52.SeaPepto '03SeaPepto217
53.Already Dead- Old and in the WayUSER01128216
54.DePressED 6DePressED216
55.POPE 15USER00108216
56.Chad - Enema Of The StateUSER01115215
57.DePressED 1DePressED215
58.DePressED 2DePressED215
59.Eyechart 3USER01382215
60.Jackalope Ghost Drunk With Uncle FloydJackalope_Ghost215
61.PanicindetroitUSER00750215
62.Redsox Fan 071BCeltics215
63.The ChosenUSER00750215
64.Warren ZevonDePressED215
65.Already DeadUSER01128214
66.And Then There Were NoneDePressED214
67.Die2VUSER01161214
68.Don Pescado-What's your line?USER01513214
69.Mach MitUSER00750214
70.Morris The Cat's Nine Fractured LivesUSER01809214
71.PLAIN's Here's $15 more of my hard-earned moneyUSER00820214
72.POPE 05USER00108214
73.POPE 12USER00108214
74.Redsox Fan 061BCeltics214
75.Savannah StarDePressED214
76.ZoomMasterDePressED214
77.Barbie SpreadumDePressED213
78.Die2TUSER01161213
79.Dwyers Death Watch 1Jim213
80.Dwyers Death Watch 2Jim213
81.Dwyers Death Watch 3Jim213
82.FTG: The Sword Is Mightier Than The PenFTG213
83.POPE 02USER00108213
84.A Journey in the DarkUSER00673212
85.Bart and DJ - Fashizzle my NizzleDoc & DJ212
86.Bye (Again) Girls. I Mean It This Time! 6USER01531212
87.DePressED 7DePressED212
88.Errol Morris Directs Mr. DeathUSER01809212
89.FTG: Seattle Slew Is a Thumbdick TooFTG212
90.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost212
91.Little Steveland MorrisUSER01809212
92.Lizzie BordenJackalope_Ghost212
93.Redsox Fan 121BCeltics212
94.Viscous Pariah--Banned for LifeUSER01772212
95.Chad - I'm Cleanin Out My ClosetUSER01115211
96.CherryRobertsDePressED211
97.DePressED 9DePressED211
98.Die2NUSER01161211
99.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTG211
100.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED211
101.Now My Hair's Perfect TooUSER00750211
102.NVN: Submitted for deaths approvalNo Viagra Needed211
103.PLAIN's Glad I'm not paying interest on thisUSER00820211
104.Redsox Fan 021BCeltics211
105.Redsox Fan 111BCeltics211
106.The Ghost Who Walks 04USER01531211
107.Already Dead AgainUSER01128210
108.Nurseboy 2USER01772210
109.Paar and BirdieUSER00750210
110.The Ghost Who Walks 01USER01531210
111.Venus LovemotionDePressED210
112.Doc--I'd Like to Meet Liz Taylor (Aaaaahooooo!)Doc & DJ29
113.Eyechart 1USER0138229
114.Jesus Palomino!FTG29
115.Lifetime Membership at the Playbrave ClubFTG29
116.Mafia Actuary 14USER0137529
117.MK - MBalmed 1MBalmed29
118.POPE 10USER0010829
119.Psycho Bitch From HellUSER0162329
120.Redsox Fan 101BCeltics29
121.The Black Gate OpensUSER0067329
122.The Forbidden PoolUSER0067329
123.The Ghost Who Walks 02USER0153129
124.The Ghost Who Walks 03USER0153129
125.The Ghost Who Walks 12USER0153129
126.The Ghost Who Walks 15USER0153129
127.DePressED 3DePressED28
128.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Call That Whiskey?FTG28
129.The Ghost Who Walks 07USER0153128
130.The Ghost Who Walks 10USER0153128
131.Redsox Fan 031BCeltics27
132.C. Reeve - I want the trophy!!USER0002025
133.Mafia Actuary 04USER0137524
134.Bye (Again) Girls. I Mean It This Time! 1USER01531110
135.Bye (Again) Girls. I Mean It This Time! 2USER01531110
136.Bye (Again) Girls. I Mean It This Time! 3USER01531110
137.Bye (Again) Girls. I Mean It This Time! 4USER01531110
138.Bye (Again) Girls. I Mean It This Time! 5USER01531110
139.Die2RUSER01161110
140.DNR/DNIUSER01772110
141.Nurseboy 5USER01772110
142.POPE 01USER00108110
143.POPE 03USER00108110
144.POPE 04USER00108110
145.POPE 06USER00108110
146.We Had Nuns Protesting in the Parking LotFTG110
147.Chad - Abe Vigoda Must DieUSER0111519
148.Chad - She's Called Lady BJ 4 A ReasonUSER0111519
149.Die2LUSER0116119
150.Die2MUSER0116119
151.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a LadyFTG19
152.Nurseboy 1USER0177219
153.Nurseboy 3USER0177219
154.Nurseboy 6USER0177219
155.Nurseboy 7USER0177219
156.Nurseboy 9USER0177219
157.NVN: Waste of money listNo Viagra Needed19
158.POPE 07USER0010819
159.POPE 09USER0010819
160.POPE 14USER0010819
161.Redsox Fan 051BCeltics19
162.Redsox Fan 091BCeltics19
163.Why didn't you die?USER0067319
164.Beaver CleavageDePressED18
165.Chad - The Tropic Of CancerUSER0111518
166.DePressED 5DePressED18
167.DePressED 8DePressED18
168.Doc--The Breast Damn Atwater List PeriodDoc & DJ18
169.Goodbye Yellow Brick RoadUSER0000818
170.Mafia Actuary 02USER0137518
171.Mafia Actuary 08USER0137518
172.Nurseboy 4USER0177218
173.PLAIN's It's free so what the hellUSER0082018
174.POPE 13USER0010818
175.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED18
176.Chad - Breaking News - J-Lo DEAD!USER0111517
177.NVNNo Viagra Needed17
178.The Ghost Who Walks 06USER0153117
179.The Ghost Who Walks 09USER0153117
180.The Ghost Who Walks 11USER0153117
181.The Ghost Who Walks 14USER0153117
182.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED17
183.NVN: 10 Gauranteed to liveNo Viagra Needed16
184.We Spin Terror 1USER0114516
185.Bart and DJ - Who Wants a Mustache Ride?Doc & DJ14
186.Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ14
187.Sarky - Bitches ... Nuthin but BitchesUSER0031214
188.D.N.R. 2MarkMx13
189.Dead To RightsUSER0067313
190.Mafia Actuary 01USER0137513
191.Mafia Actuary 13USER0137513
192.Whatever 1USER0045413
193.Dead Star ExpressUSER0067312
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997