Barney Kessel has been played on 702 lists, including 266 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.MA17: Fame Committee ChallengeUSER01375531
2.MA03: Ya Gotta Bereave!USER01375529
3.A PENNY FOR YOUR EYES 2USER00316526
4.Death March 41BCeltics432
5.East Street BandUSER01898432
6.EBrake7: The Queen of StiffsE-Brake432
7.Son of ShamUSER00750430
8.Go Fish1USER01898429
9.I Can't Win If You Don't Die 3USER01728426
10.MA01: They've Lost That Loving FeelingUSER01375426
11.Potted PlantDePressED426
12.Agatha's HordeUSER01807425
13.DePressED5DePressED425
14.A PENNY FOR YOUR EYES 1USER00316424
15.Mr. Kersey Just Shot Some of the Creeps!FTG424
16.Colin's College FundUSER01898421
17.FTG: The Strange World of Planet XFTG420
18.Al and Trollette UK Combotrollette417
19.MA04: Skeeter? Hardly Even Know Her!USER01375327
20.Susie SickoSusie Sicko327
21.Excuse Me For Coffin 3USER00594326
22.Death March 121BCeltics325
23.Lizzie BordenJackalope_Ghost325
24.On the Road With Ozzy OsbourneUSER00750325
25.Death March 111BCeltics324
26.Death March 81BCeltics324
27.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Death Valley DaysFTG324
28.I have heard you with unmistakable clarityFTG324
29.JMD - Won't Survive to 2005Mr Wonderful324
30.Kolchak: The Night Stalker 4000002324
31.Siegfried and Maxwell Smart?USER00750324
32.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Bridge Across TimeFTG323
33.Jealous of Zach Liking My Team Names-PatheticUSER00750323
34.MA11: Reunited with Jack BuckUSER01375323
35.Trollette UK teamtrollette323
36.Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The ...? 02USER01531323
37.A PENNY FOR YOUR EYES 3USER00316322
38.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Pony ExpressUSER03894322
39.I Can't Win If You Don't Die 1USER01728322
40.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost322
41.Justin Hale 03USER01531322
42.Justin Hale 04USER01531322
43.Justin Hale 13USER01531322
44.Coroner's Trophy Casebrianp88321
45.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Our Brave in F TroopFTG321
46.MA07: Declare the pennies on your eyesUSER01375321
47.Midwest Morgue Mogul MeganUSER00371321
48.Tsuga - Dragging a Dead PriestTsuga321
49.Venus LovemotionDePressED321
50.BIG E - The FavoritesUSER01367320
51.Death March 61BCeltics320
52.Mel AnomaMaudieG320
53.No Viagra Needed 2 No Viagra Needed320
54.Already DeadUSER01128319
55.Baxley - Stats Are The KeyBaxley319
56.Death March 21BCeltics319
57.EBrake1: A Hopeless seasonE-Brake319
58.Knocked them Muthafuckers right on they ass tooFTG319
59.MA05: Summer of 69USER01375319
60.No Viagra Needed 5No Viagra Needed319
61.Tsuga - Shark's Patrol These WatersTsuga319
62.DePressED7DePressED318
63.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Thunder RunFTG318
64.Go Fish2USER01898318
65.MA08: State Vegetable of Flor-i-DuhUSER01375318
66.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED318
67.Valley MorgueUSER01680318
68.WE ALL GOTTA GO SOMETIMEUSER01496318
69.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Heard the Sarge!FTG317
70.Guess Who Died? 1ZUSER01484317
71.No Viagra Needed 3 No Viagra Needed317
72.Oat Cell CarcinomaUSER01842317
73.DePressED9DePressED316
74.Beaver CleavageDePressED315
75.Bottom FeederGhoul Girl315
76.Dead as a Can of Spam 2Oh No You Ditten315
77.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Go For BrokeFTG315
78.I Owed You That One DudeFTG315
79.Go Fish6USER01898314
80.Little GhoulashGhoulash314
81.1000002313
82.Doktor Robert IIIUSER01896313
83.DePressED1DePressED312
84.Special K - Remora Snack-PakUSER01535312
85.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Spirit of StanfordFTG311
86.Angelina Haunt JolieUSER00026219
87.Angelina's strange babyUSER00026219
88.bairbones2BairBones219
89.DEAD MEN WALKINUSER01660219
90.Doktor Robert IIUSER01896219
91.Jackalope Ghost IIJackalope_Ghost219
92.Justin Hale 01USER01531219
93.Justin Hale 02USER01531219
94.Justin Hale 05USER01531219
95.Justin Hale 06USER01531219
96.Justin Hale 07USER01531219
97.Justin Hale 08USER01531219
98.Justin Hale 09USER01531219
99.Justin Hale 10USER01531219
100.Justin Hale 11USER01531219
101.Justin Hale 12USER01531219
102.Justin Hale 14USER01531219
103.Justin Hale 15USER01531219
104.Protect Home Like a Mormon Girl on Prom NightUSER00750219
105.SARCOPHAGUS REXUSER01226219
106.Susie StinkoSusie Sicko219
107.Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The ...? 01USER01531219
108.Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The ...? 03USER01531219
109.Already Dead- Old and in the WayUSER01128218
110.Assuming room temperature...USER01690218
111.Bridgman's Crypt Keepersbridgy218
112.Deadtime for BonzoStarwanderer218
113.Die Die Die - Frequent Die-ersSarkon218
114.Fade_to_BlackDGambrinus218
115.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Fort MassacreFTG218
116.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Loco BrothersFTG218
117.We're off to see the Wizard...USER01690218
118.Bridgman's Death Squadbridgy217
119.Bridgman's Morgue Dwellersbridgy217
120.Death March1BCeltics217
121.Death March 31BCeltics217
122.Death March 71BCeltics217
123.DePressED6DePressED217
124.Grim and Bear ItUSER00775217
125.Kickboxing: Gene Gene vs. Ron SantoUSER00750217
126.Like sand through the hourglass...USER01690217
127.MA02: Sodomy? Saddam You!USER01375217
128.MA10: It was old age that killed the BeautyUSER01375217
129.MA14: Meet the MakerUSER01375217
130.MA15: Watergate ReunionUSER01375217
131.NJ Deadlines IIIJackalope_Ghost217
132.Other People's LeftoversDGD217
133.Political Flavor of DeathUSER01387217
134.Putting the FUN in FUNeralUSER01387217
135.TheDeadFoolUSER02021217
136.Turn your head when you're COFFINUSER01982217
137.Wracked's Plot BoilersWracked217
138.Bastille's Freedom FriesUSER00220216
139.bringoutyerdeadUSER01954216
140.Cancer & Alzheimers & Strokes - Oh My!DGD216
141.Chompers1USER01963216
142.Death March 101BCeltics216
143.Death March 91BCeltics216
144.DePressED8DePressED216
145.Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ216
146.Go See God- 2004 TerminationsUSER00779216
147.Jeebus Clubs You 1Hugh G. Wrekshun216
148.RigorMortis IIIRigor216
149.SARCOPHAGUS REXERUSER01226216
150.Start DiggingUSER01832216
151.Worm WarriorsUSER01998216
152.Wracked's Kidney BingosWracked216
153.Wracked's Seizure PrincipleWracked216
154.ZenitramUSER01241216
155.%000002215
156.3. I LOVE THE DEADUSER00070215
157.Cloth Horse 2000Larry215
158.Danszaman Does DeathUSER00444215
159.Dead as a Can of Spam 1Oh No You Ditten215
160.Dead as a Can of Spam 3Oh No You Ditten215
161.Dead BedwettersUSER01937215
162.DePressED2DePressED215
163.Digger O Dell 1Digger O Dell 10215
164.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Trollenberg TerrorFTG215
165.Go Fish3USER01898215
166.Handful of Dust - Tick Tick TickUSER01410215
167.Kolchak: The Night Stalker 1000002215
168.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED215
169.Oldsters 2alan smithee215
170.Pearly GatesUSER01814215
171.Rotten to the CorpseUSER01797215
172.Sarky - Zachs BitchUSER00312215
173.Soon B Gonn VEdhead22215
174.Special K - The People's PicksUSER01535215
175.Steve's hedge list of soon-to-be-dead peopleUSER01724215
176.Stinkmeister USER01797215
177.The Original FuturestiffUSER01822215
178.The Reaper Cometh 2USER01973215
179.Toe TagUSER01763215
180.Al Bundy- Decomposing ComposersBig Bald Jon214
181.Already Dead ResurrectedUSER01128214
182.Angelina's unknown sisterUSER00026214
183.Cash In The Ash BinWormicelli214
184.Cloth Horse 1000Larry214
185.Commander DoomUSER01797214
186.Death March 51BCeltics214
187.Kolchak: The Night Stalker 5000002214
188.MA12: This List Coulda Been a ContenderUSER01375214
189.Soylent Green IS PeopleSoylentGreen214
190.Bunts Number 2USER01675213
191.Copybird NevermoreUSER01089213
192.DePressED4DePressED213
193.flying trapeze 1940-1992unit13213
194.Jachin & Boaz 1USER01081213
195.Psycho Bitch from HELLUSER01623213
196.Something smells ? oh God where?s Abe?!katt-zass213
197.tick... tick... tick...USER01813213
198.We Hope These People DieUSER02054213
199.And Then There Were NoneDePressED212
200.Buy THIS Farm!Joker212
201.ImJefAndYorNotUSER00382212
202.La Muerte 1LaMuerte212
203.Lym PhomaMaudieG212
204.Madam SpankalotDePressED212
205.The Pope's DiaperUSER01387212
206.Cryptkicker 1JohnRandy211
207.Death Please...USER01869211
208.Dwyer's Death WatchJim211
209.Forrest Tucker's Ghost Face KillahFTG211
210.Frankie1DePressED211
211.Last Damn Thing I Need is a VigilanteFTG211
212.MA06: Brown Coffin is the place to beUSER01375211
213.MA13: The Pompatus of LoveUSER01375211
214.No Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed211
215.RigorMortis IRigor211
216.Spinzo: The Guy from Big CountryUSER01618211
217.They Killed the GIGGLER Man!FTG211
218.Yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh bye211
219.Bury Me ShallowUSER01948210
220.Filthy Fucking Whoresfilthy whore210
221.FTG: A Magnifying Glass for Mr. Berle pleaseFTG210
222.POPE GOES THE WEASELSBUMP2210
223.Dolamites_SpiteUSER0198729
224.hocks house of painhop196229
225.Savannah StarrDePressED29
226.Yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye29
227.Bastille: Serlings last cigaretteUSER0022028
228.Dwyer's Death SquadJim28
229.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Dirge for the ScourgeFTG27
230.SDACUSER0171827
231.Frankie2DePressED26
232.SipilaUSER0184225
233.The Armchair MessiahUSER0174325
234.Have you buried a Ford lately?Starwanderer23
235.The Sylvesters - Nick Laurie & Little Nick - 2USER0113023
236.Barbie SpreadumDePressED110
237.Cherry RobertsDePressED110
238.Fort Edward FlashUSER01898110
239.Go Fish4USER01898110
240.JMD - When the Music's OverMr Wonderful110
241.$00000219
242.Dial Up DeathUSER0124119
243.Zoom MasterDePressED19
244.Chad: Your Body Is A WonderlandUSER0111518
245.Dwyer's Doom TeamJim18
246.fettucine al dead-oMarkMx18
247.Johnny B Dead's Short TimersUSER0057118
248.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED18
249.$15.00 More Down The ToiletUSER0011917
250.2004 Feasting Maggots 1Feasting Maggots17
251.DePressED3DePressED17
252.Go Fish5USER0189817
253.I Think I'll get myself some Ice CreamFTG17
254.Jordan's I Can Almost See The White LightRJ Thurmont17
255.We Spin Terror 1USER0114517
256.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED17
257.Eyechart's 3rd 2004 ListUSER0138216
258.Go See God- Hope this one Hits!USER0077916
259.Chad: The Zero FactorUSER0111514
260.La Petite CanadienTINOYES14
261.MK - Final CurtainMBalmed14
262.SARCOPHAGUS REXLESSUSER0122613
263.We Spin Terror 2USER0114513
264.MK - MBALMED3MBalmed12
265.Drinking With Cousin Roger TooUSER0195811
266.Midwest Morgue Mogul Gigi (Freebie)USER0062411
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He had a 517-215 record is his 25 years of coaching, and went to 12 NCAA tournaments without ever winning a national title. He's also dead.

(d) December 1st, 2012