Barney Kessel has been played on 702 lists, including 159 lists in The March '03 Lee Jr..

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Redsox Fan 71BCeltics322
2.Madam SpankalotDePressED318
3.DePressED7DePressED317
4.MA 7: The State Vegetable of CaliforniaUSER01375314
5.FTG: Don't Worry We'll Think of a TitleFTG313
6.George StiffanopolisUSER01841312
7.Stiffi GraffUSER01841310
8.E-Brake 04: Kiss my hairy yellow buttE-Brake38
9.AAA Base Stealer in Strat-o-MaticUSER00008219
10.Barry BondsDePressED218
11.DePressED5DePressED218
12.February 28 NewsUSER00008218
13.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The WesternerFTG218
14.Love's Grand for MoIUSER00008218
15.DePressED8DePressED217
16.No Hope LeftUSER01842217
17.PottedPlant1DePressED217
18.ZoomMasterDePressED217
19.And Then There Were NoneDePressED216
20.DePressED4DePressED216
21.Maroon Car My Ass This Motherfucker Red!FTG216
22.Redsox Fan 61BCeltics216
23.DePressED1DePressED215
24.PottedPlant3DePressED215
25.Savannah StarDePressED215
26.What The Fuck Is This Rudy?FTG215
27.Zach Censored This List NameUSER00750215
28.Barbie SpreadumDePressED214
29.DePressED3DePressED214
30.Die2HUSER01161214
31.Another Broccoli Related DeathUSER00750213
32.Beaver CleavageDePressED213
33.DePressED4DePressED213
34.DePressED9DePressED213
35.Die2IUSER01161213
36.Necro Phil's Dead Ten WalkingUSER01371213
37.Redsox Fan1BCeltics213
38.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED213
39.Cherry RobertsDePressED212
40.Forrest Tucker's Ghost Bangs Betty GrableFTG212
41.Redsox Fan 21BCeltics212
42.Joe Foss Is So Famous, Giving Morris The LeadUSER01809211
43.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED211
44.MA14: With Carol Shields for All-Day ProtectionUSER01375211
45.Morris Chestnut Stars In Like MikeUSER01809211
46.You Want the Solution to Inflation?FTG211
47.DePressED2DePressED210
48.E-Brake 03: Could you dumb it down a shade?E-Brake210
49.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Phantom MajorFTG210
50.FTG: Off to Dodge City to See the Dancing GirlsFTG210
51.Redsox Fan 81BCeltics210
52.Sawney Bean's 10 Corpse MealUSER01315210
53.Venus LovemotionDePressED210
54.Die2CUSER0116129
55.FTG: Serving Whiskey In Our WhiskeyFTG29
56.Cartman- Holy GlioblastomaUSER0101328
57.DePressED6DePressED28
58.Die2DUSER0116128
59.Justin Hale 14USER0153128
60.MA 2: Issue #1--Tom Laughlin's Health!USER0137526
61.Wild John's Triumphant ReturnUSER0105725
62.Bam Morris Up The MiddleUSER01809110
63.Bart and DJ - List 6USER01577110
64.Die2EUSER01161110
65.Forrest Tucker's Ghost Face KillahFTG110
66.FTG: Lt. O'Rourke Front and CenterFTG110
67.How Long These Streets Been Fucked Up?FTG110
68.Redsox Fan 31BCeltics110
69.Stats lie - but they win!!!Baxley110
70.(limit 47 characters)rwt19
71.Before They Get Bored & Switch to the 700 ClubFTG19
72.Bob Collins Photography StudioFTG19
73.Deadaphids Pop ContestUSER0182319
74.Die2JUSER0116119
75.Errol Morris Directs Mr. DeathUSER0180919
76.Forrest Tucker's Ghost BustersFTG19
77.Forrest Tucker's Ghost Whams Whitney BlakeFTG19
78.FTG: Berle Had to Use Tweezers To PissFTG19
79.I Know Where The Fuck Miami Beach Is, DummyFTG19
80.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost19
81.Knocked Them Muthafuckers Right on They Ass TooFTG19
82.Little Steveland MorrisUSER0180919
83.Mission Impossible, Starring Greg MorrisUSER0180919
84.Morris The Cat's Nine Fractured LivesUSER0180919
85.Morris Udall Would Have Made A Funny PresidentUSER0180919
86.New Deal Used Cars! Did Ya Hear What I Said?FTG19
87.Now Wait Just a Goddamn MinuteFTG19
88.Redsox Fan 101BCeltics19
89.Redsox Fan 111BCeltics19
90.Redsox Fan 121BCeltics19
91.Redsox Fan 131BCeltics19
92.Redsox Fan 41BCeltics19
93.Redsox Fan 91BCeltics19
94.Soon B Gonn VIEdhead2219
95.The City of GodUSER0075019
96.The William Morris AgencyUSER0180919
97.A Red Chariot to Take My Ass Straight to HellFTG18
98.Die2GUSER0116118
99.Die2KUSER0116118
100.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: La Dolce CourageFTG18
101.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Tuck EverlastingFTG18
102.Jack Morris Wins In 10 InningsUSER0180918
103.Mercury Morris Off TackleUSER0180918
104.Midwest Morgue Mogul GigiUSER0062418
105.PottedPlant2DePressED18
106.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED18
107.Tsuga - Sharks Patrol These WatersTsuga18
108.Tsuga - We've Got to Get On With the Film ShowTsuga18
109.Angelina Scary JolieUSER0002617
110.Die2FUSER0116117
111.E-Brake 05: Bad corpse! Stop...scaring..SmithersE-Brake17
112.Forrest Tucker's Ghost of a ChanceFTG17
113.Justin Hale 01USER0153117
114.Justin Hale 02USER0153117
115.Justin Hale 03USER0153117
116.Justin Hale 04USER0153117
117.Justin Hale 05USER0153117
118.Justin Hale 06USER0153117
119.Justin Hale 07USER0153117
120.Justin Hale 08USER0153117
121.Justin Hale 09USER0153117
122.Justin Hale 10USER0153117
123.Justin Hale 11USER0153117
124.Justin Hale 12USER0153117
125.Justin Hale 13USER0153117
126.Justin Hale 15USER0153117
127.Philip Morris Wants You To Smoke, Drop And RollUSER0180917
128.Rotting Away in MargaritavilleUSER0131517
129.Forrest Tucker's Ghost Goes WestFTG16
130.Little Stiffie Van ZantUSER0184116
131.Pushin' Daisies 2Tripper16
132.Forrest Tucker's Ghost In The MachineFTG15
133.FTG: Cancel YOUR Reservation BobFTG15
134.FTG: Matthew Broderick Sucked as Harold HillFTG15
135.MA 1: March Mortality MadnessUSER0137515
136.MA12: That be up the Butz BobUSER0137515
137.Paddy O'Bitchery 1USER0005915
138.E-Brake 01: Foxy Boxing?E-Brake14
139.E-Brake 09: Our money sure is gayE-Brake14
140.Great Green Orb: Suitable Case For TreatmentUSER0143114
141.MA 5: 106 years later, hungry for her to croakUSER0137514
142.Bay Area Sports StiffsRD0213
143.Great Green Orb: Queen BeeUSER0143113
144.E-Brake 06: Oh yeah, stay out of my boozeE-Brake12
145.Great Green Orb: One Way Ticket To MidnightUSER0143112
146.Oldies but GoodiesUSER0131512
147.E-Brake 10: Purple is a fruitE-Brake11
148.MA11: If NY blows up send my $ to next of kinUSER0137511
149.Team FormalinUSER0165811
150.Great Green Orb: Radar RiderUSER0143100
151.Great Green Orb: True CompanionUSER0143100
152.MA 3: Goodbye, city life!USER0137500
153.MA 6: Manchester United with his MakerUSER0137500
154.MA 8: Survived by wife Betty and son Bam-BamUSER0137500
155.MA10: In case we don't screw up in IraqUSER0137500
156.MA16: Couldn't she just have used the Chunnel?USER0137500
157.MA17: Now Directing Basic ExtinctUSER0137500
158.Paddy O'Bitchery 3USER0005900
159.Start DiggingUSER0183200
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He was actually from the town of Bennington, but somehow, Vermie Vermont just didn't sound right.

(d) May 20th, 1998