Barney Kessel has been played on 702 lists, including 162 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Quiet GunFTG521
2.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The RebelsFTG520
3.Take This You Dirty Old High PricesFTG520
4.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Ride The Man DownFTG426
5.Die2KUSER01161420
6.Can't You Put the Swab in Further?USER00750418
7.Rudy Russo For Senate Trust MeFTG414
8.GodUSER00750321
9.Betty Friedan Has a Crush On ZachUSER00750320
10.Roy L. Fuchs Preowned AutomobilesFTG320
11.Die2QUSER01161319
12.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Rage At DawnFTG319
13.Die2PUSER01161318
14.Madam SpankalotDePressED318
15.Die2OUSER01161317
16.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Chemo SabeFTG317
17.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Coroner CreekFTG317
18.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Girl In The WoodsFTG317
19.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Real Harold HillFTG317
20.Jack Morris Wins In 10 InningsUSER01809317
21.Redsox Fan 041BCeltics317
22.The William Morris AgencyUSER01809317
23.Die2UUSER01161316
24.Redsox Fan 081BCeltics316
25.Bam Morris Up The MiddleUSER01809315
26.Blowing The Living Shit Out of High PricesFTG315
27.DePressED 4DePressED315
28.Die2SUSER01161315
29.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 1USER00058315
30.Mission Impossible, Starring Greg MorrisUSER01809315
31.A Little Big To Be Playing in the Fucking MudFTG314
32.Look Dad Bare TitsFTG314
33.Mercury Morris Off TackleUSER01809314
34.The Ghost Who Walks 13USER01531314
35.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Keeper Of The FlameFTG312
36.Redsox Fan 011BCeltics312
37.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: A Game of InchesFTG311
38.The Ghost Who Walks 05USER01531311
39.The Ghost Who Walks 08USER01531311
40.DePressED 6DePressED216
41.DePressED 1DePressED215
42.DePressED 2DePressED215
43.Legion Of Doom 2003 1USER00497215
44.PanicindetroitUSER00750215
45.Redsox Fan 071BCeltics215
46.The ChosenUSER00750215
47.Warren ZevonDePressED215
48.Already DeadUSER01128214
49.And Then There Were NoneDePressED214
50.Die2VUSER01161214
51.Don Pescado-What's your line?USER01513214
52.Mach MitUSER00750214
53.Redsox Fan 061BCeltics214
54.Savannah StarDePressED214
55.ZoomMasterDePressED214
56.Barbie SpreadumDePressED213
57.Die2TUSER01161213
58.Dwyers Death Watch 1Jim213
59.Dwyers Death Watch 2Jim213
60.FTG: The Sword Is Mightier Than The PenFTG213
61.Pepster 4USER01583213
62.A Journey in the DarkUSER00673212
63.C. Reeve - Crunchy ToejamUSER00020212
64.DePressED 7DePressED212
65.Errol Morris Directs Mr. DeathUSER01809212
66.FTG: Seattle Slew Is a Thumbdick TooFTG212
67.I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 2USER00058212
68.Paddy O'Bitchery 3USER00059212
69.Redsox Fan 121BCeltics212
70.SARCOPHAGUS ROXUSER01226212
71.CherryRobertsDePressED211
72.DePressED 9DePressED211
73.Die2NUSER01161211
74.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTG211
75.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED211
76.Redsox Fan 021BCeltics211
77.Redsox Fan 111BCeltics211
78.The Ghost Who Walks 04USER01531211
79.Already Dead AgainUSER01128210
80.The Ghost Who Walks 01USER01531210
81.Venus LovemotionDePressED210
82.Eyechart 1USER0138229
83.Jesus Palomino!FTG29
84.Lifetime Membership at the Playbrave ClubFTG29
85.Redsox Fan 101BCeltics29
86.The Black Gate OpensUSER0067329
87.The Forbidden PoolUSER0067329
88.The Ghost Who Walks 02USER0153129
89.The Ghost Who Walks 03USER0153129
90.The Ghost Who Walks 12USER0153129
91.The Ghost Who Walks 15USER0153129
92.DePressED 3DePressED28
93.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Call That Whiskey?FTG28
94.The Ghost Who Walks 07USER0153128
95.The Ghost Who Walks 10USER0153128
96.Redsox Fan 031BCeltics27
97.Dead as a can of Spam 2Oh No You Ditten26
98.Goddammit 1goddammit26
99.Watch Em Drop 4USER0059426
100.Mafia Actuary 04USER0137524
101.Die2RUSER01161110
102.We Had Nuns Protesting in the Parking LotFTG110
103.Die2LUSER0116119
104.Die2MUSER0116119
105.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a LadyFTG19
106.Last NaziUSER0067319
107.Redsox Fan 051BCeltics19
108.Redsox Fan 091BCeltics19
109.Soon B Gonn VEdhead2219
110.Watch Em Drop 1USER0059419
111.Why didn't you die?USER0067319
112.Beaver CleavageDePressED18
113.DePressED 5DePressED18
114.DePressED 8DePressED18
115.Mafia Actuary 02USER0137518
116.Mafia Actuary 08USER0137518
117.MK - MBalmed 3MBalmed18
118.Stiff Upper Lip: Filling Up the UrnUSER0133218
119.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED18
120.The Ghost Who Walks 06USER0153117
121.The Ghost Who Walks 09USER0153117
122.The Ghost Who Walks 11USER0153117
123.The Ghost Who Walks 14USER0153117
124.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED17
125.Warren's WinnersUSER0067317
126.Dead as a can of Spam 1Oh No You Ditten16
127.Legion Of Doom 2003 2USER0049716
128.We Spin Terror 1USER0114516
129.hocks house of painhop196215
130.Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ14
131.Excitable CorpseUSER0067314
132.Feeling SicklyUSER0067314
133.Goddammit 2goddammit14
134.Goddammit 3goddammit14
135.Paddy O'Bitchery 2USER0005914
136.Legion Of Doom 2003 4USER0049713
137.Legion Of Doom 2003 5USER0049713
138.Mafia Actuary 01USER0137513
139.You are MeatUSER0067313
140.Dead Star ExpressUSER0067312
141.E-Brake 2: Alt.Stiffs Mascots? Blurt and ErnieE-Brake12
142.Legion Of Doom 2003 6USER0049712
143.Mafia Actuary 10USER0137512
144.vomit_god 1 - Alas, poor Urichvomit_god12
145.Watch Em Drop 2USER0059412
146.Mafia Actuary 06USER0137511
147.Doc--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJ00
148.Doc--Robsen Got Him Some Ghetto GumsDoc & DJ00
149.Dr. Paul Shipherd 2USER0065200
150.E-Brake 1: Call Now for a Free Rascal!E-Brake00
151.E-Brake 3: Freefreefreefreefreefreefree. FreeE-Brake00
152.Mafia Actuary 05USER0137500
153.Mafia Actuary 09USER0137500
154.Mafia Actuary 11USER0137500
155.Mafia Actuary 12USER0137500
156.Mafia Actuary 15USER0137500
157.Paddy O'Bitchery 1USER0005900
158.Sarky - Melody of MaladiesUSER0031200
159.vomit_god 2 - Frailty, thy name is Bob Hopevomit_god00
160.vomit_god3 - Bukakke Karaokevomit_god00
161.Watch Em Drop 5USER0059400
162.We Spin Terror 2USER0114500
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Everyone knows it: sitar players get ALL the chicks.

(d) December 11th, 2012