|1.||Death Soup: Springfield's Loss Is My Gain||MJ and Friends||1||4|
|2.||In Order to Create an Apple Pie from Scratch, First You Must Create the Universe||Michael084||0||0|
|3.||To Be A Citizen Of The Cosmos...||Michael084||0||0|
He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
(d) December 24th, 2012