Dead Letter Office, 2005


     Okay, here we go, clean slate, fresh start. We've got unusually positive feelings about the mail we'll be getting over the next twelve months. Nothin' but poetry this year. Pure poetry.      Here are some of the more fragrant word blossoms we've already received, with the freshest, most recent stuff at the bottom. We finally fixed this link, so you can successfully contact us now, so, that's a good thing. Unusually positive feelings. You got that? Unusually positive.

is it too late to enter?????

-janet pomorantz



 Can someone please e mail me soon. I would like to know when the next pool is
starting. I thought a new one for the next year would start soon. I’m not sure
how I missed it again…..My next question is, at work there are about 7 of us
who would like to join the pool ( whichever one we can get in on) can we share
the same e-mail address? Thank you for your time.

-A. Greenwood



Hello fellow sickos,

A couple of quick things. I know it takes a while to post the lists but could
you shoot me a quick email to let me know you got mine before any of the poor
bastards on my list expire?

AND

one of my write ins is not very famous by name but if you look at his mug you
would definately recognize him and if you google him you'll see he's been in a
whole lot of stuff.

thanks,

-CALIREAPER



Are midget celebrities worth the same as normal size celebrities or only half
the points? What about those in between like Mickey Rooney? He's too tall to
be a Midget and too short to be considered normal, soooo...maybe only 3/4 
points should count. Therefore in Mickey's case, if you have him ranked 7th 
he's actually worth only 5.25 points.

-ron



let me know if my cas was recieve--love your site waited and waited happy to
join the madness

-raven garcia



You guys GOTTA add comics legend Will Eisner to the Stiffs List! They even 
named the comic book oscars after that guy... THE FUCKING EISNER AWARDS!! 
Here's a suggestion for the blurb:

Will Eisner
His Contract with God was up.

-HOWARD



I can't seem to find my list??? Dirty Sancez

-timothy ohara



I wanna play!
 
Thanks,
 
-Monte



When will the 2005 standings be posted--I forgot who I put on my list this year.  
The name I think I used was "They've Lost that Living Feeling."  Peace.

-Brett Shaid



well i fucked up, get me in at the next invitational

-rick and bernie



Hey, confabulations on getting the game posted so damn
fast.

-E "think i had the 23rd in the pool"-Brake


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