Zach,
After conducting detailed research, I have come to the following conclusion:
I suck at celebrity dead pools.
"What?" you say. "SeaPepto, don't be so hard on yourself!"
No, it's true. I suck. Here are the statistics in black and white:
1999
1. Cal Ripken Sr. (10 Pts.)
2. Pope John Paul II
3. Joe DiMaggio (8 Pts.)
4. Evel Knievel
5. Stephen Hawking
6. Bob Hope
7. Morton Downey Jr.
8. Richard Pryor
9. Ronald Reagan
10. Dudley Moore
2000
1. Pope John Paul II
2. Carroll O'Connor
3. Tom Landry (8 Pts.)
4. Bob Hope
5. Stephen Hawking
6. Charles Schulz (5 Pts.)
7. Boris Yeltsin
8. Art Linkletter
9. Ronald Reagan
10. Julia Child
2001
1. Bob Hope
2. Pope John Paul II
3. Ronald Reagan
4. Ted Williams
5. Harry Secombe (6 Pts.)
6. Mickey Rooney
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Yasser Arafat
9. Gene Wilder
10. Annette Funicello
2002
1. Bob Hope
2. Dudley Moore (9 Pts.)
3. Ronald Reagan
4. Osama bin Laden
5. Pope John Paul II
6. Richard Pryor
7. Strom Thurmond
8. Johnny Oates
9. Ted Williams (2 Pts.)
10. Darryl Strawberry
2003
1. Warren Zevon
2. Carol Shields
3. Bob Hope
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Pope John Paul II
6. Richard Pryor
7. Jerry Lewis
8. Johnny Oates
9. Strom Thermond
10.Zsa Zsa Gabor
Through 2002:
Total number of entries: 40
Total number of unique entries: 26
Total number of stiffs (restricted to their year of entry/death): 7
Total number of stiffs regardless of the year they were entered: 9
Best year: 1999 with 2 stiffs and 18 points
Worst year: 2001 with 1 stiff and 6 points
Average stiffs over four years: 1.75 stiffs
Average points over four years: 12
Including my 2003 entry:
Number of celebrities entered five years running: 3 (Hope, the Pope and the Dope)
Average location of Bob Hope in my lists: 3.0
Average location of Pope John Paul II in my lists: 3.0
Average location of Ronald Reagan in my lists: 5.6
Number of times Katharine Hepburn has been my alternate: 5
Number of times Katharine Hepburn has been needed as an alternate: 0
Number of times Katharine Hepburn has died: 0
Number of dot-coms I have worked during this time: 4
Number that have appeared on fuckedcompany.com: 4
So there you have it. I suck.
But I keep entering Zach. I do. And you know why?
Because I believe that together we can build a better dead pool.
So here's to 2003!
Fuck you Hope, Pope and Dope. I'll see you all in hell.
Yours in death,
-SeaPepto
dude,
you're better if not possibly as good as crack.
literally.
-SlotnickSmunch
ps. fuck my mother, but get her drunk first.
pss my dad is dead and that's okay but you should know he used to say she
looked like a basketball.
take a chance
peace
-SlotnickSmunch
Just heard you on the radio....I was in transit, and could not get in in time
it's Jan 1.....can I pay double?.....let me know...
-john
You know that part about nobody can screw up the Pistol Pete 3 for 2 thing?
It looks like I did.
My 3 entries were Dwyers Death Watch 1, 2 and 3 with the $15 Visa charge on:
Invoice # : 202365202019274
Invoice # : 202365204024593
Invoice # : 202365200156613
Any problem eliminating/crediting any one of the invoices $15 so that the
total comes to $30 rather than $45?
-Jim Dwyer
Okay, I had to look and to be quite honest, this site LICKS BALLS
-MommyEdmo
Has the new game started yet?
-JFeauto
Gentlemen
I have an iMac which runs OS nine point something and I use Netscape 6. If i
move around on the stiffs.com homepage, Netscape shuts itself down. Weird, insn't
it? Have you heard of this problem before? Should I download a newer Netscape?
Or what? Furtunately, I can enter the stiffs.com page via a link in one of your
"dispatches"- on the other hand: what for? since the 2003 lists aren't even posted
yet.....
Have a very happy 2003,
-Christoph (Grim Rapper)
p.S.: I completely forgot to play in 2002 (your invitation to the March Lee jr
three days late didn't help in that respect). Obviously, all my perennial favourites
folded their umbrelllas during that year. Man, I pioneered George Harrison - I
knew it as far back as 1999! I expect the ladies and gentlemen on my 2003 list
now to wait until I pause again. If I won't does that mean they get to live forever?
Mr. Love...I seem to have misplaced my list where may I find it on the site?
-Jeff Wilkins
Good Morning,
Nice job with the changes to the entry forms for the 2003 tourney. My brother and
I have been playing for about 5 years, the entry process was the easiest it has ever
been. Thanks!
-Steve Chandler
Maurice Gibb (1/11)
Stayin' Alive -- NOT!
-Joe Gosselin
1/11/03 Durwood Merrill
He's Out!
-Moraxian
"Maurice Gibb - How can you mend this broken man?"
Say what? Tre obscure...
What about something simple like
"Not staying alive anymore."
-Klasky Csupo Webmaster
HEY when are we getting underway with the '03 game? people are dropping
everyday and I can't remember who I picked....thanks for your time..later
-jeff
Hello !
Thank you for your e-meils. But I don't want more e-mails from you because I
can't speak Englisch very good.
Have a good time !
Greetings
-Manu
wHEN DOES THE NEW GAME START? I entered under "ANother One Bites the Dust".
My credit card was charged. When does it come out?
-JFeauto
Richard Crenna (1/18)
No Body Heat
-Joe Gosselin
Al Hirschfeld Blurb:
DowN IN A heartbeat.
-TimHarrod
What? No Richard Crenna? For Chrissakes! A guy dies just to get on the
stupid list and you guys just ignore him? What's the matter with you? And
what about all the losers that picked him? Don't they count? I'm just pissed
he's not on my list….at least I don't think he is anyway. It's the 20th and
you lazy bastards having posted anything yet…
Can you send me a job application? At least take a look at my resume?
-Dave's Not Here
I would've sworn that his Obit would have been:
Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh now he's demised, now he's demised....
-Will Baier
2003 dead pool? Is it too late to get into it?
Please let me know
-Shovelhed
Nell Carter
Gimme A Wake
-Justin Seremet
any word on when the site will be 2003 updated??
thanks!
-greg
hello world
-Hjhehr
The quote under Richard Crenna sucks. It should be "It's over Johnny, It's over"
-E. Lander
when are you going to put up the new game?????????????????
-Sheb
I'm just saying.....
Its already 1-26-03 & several famous people have died, when might you ever
start updating your website???!!!
-Nav & Joyce
When is the board gonna update Z ??
-Jeff Wilkins
lee jr.
so holla at me when the next one comes up, yo
peace,
-alisa
This definitely falls into the category in the receivers e-mail address. I
know you guys have heard it from 4,000 people by now, but...when will the
site be ready to go with the '03 game?
Thanks,
-Shelley
Valery Brumel (1/26)
"SEVEN feet? Hell, he'd be happy to jump SIX feet".
-Joe Gosselin
i missed the damn deadline AGAIN!!!
anyway, keep me in your database or whatever and let me know when the next one
starts. and i could use some info on the lee jr. like, when can i sign up for that?
and update the fucking hate list, you lazy bastards.
-Aamonlisucks
Dear Everyone,
Stop reading my diary.
-Anne Frank
hey!!!!!!!!
has anyone told u guys its 2003!??
how bout some current data
-Nav & Joyce
Ok maybe I’m crazy but I thought this game started on jan 1. I submitted my
entries and my payment and the site still hasn’t been updated. I know you get
around 1000 entries but it’s been a month already. Was I wrong in thinking the
game started jan 1 and if so, when does it start? If it started jan 1 when will
your site be updated??
-kg20gt
Zach,
Congratulations and thanks for getting ’03 up and running. Finally, I can
stop checking the site 8 or 9 times a day in anticipation of this year’s Lee
Atwater. But, that’s not to say I won’t be visiting 8 or 9 times a day...
now it will be to play with your newest tool of death, the Whatificator.
Oh man, brilliant and evil to the core!
And so begins a new year...just like baseball season, everybody’s an optimist
and everybody’s got a chance to win.
Now if only that fucker, Bob Hope would go once and for all!
-SeaPepto
Anthony Eisley (1/29)
Hawaiian Die.
-Joe Gosselin
Lana Clarkson (2/3)
Amazon Woman in the Ground
-Joe Gosselin
Ron Ziegler (2/10)
Time for another coverup.
-Joe Gosselin
Zach--
I see that on Good to Go list, Puff Daddy has been replaced--by P. Diddy.
That's what sets you apart from the other pools out there--attention to detail.
Keep up the good work!
-Mafia Actuary
P.S. Do you know of any font set that includes a symbol for the artist formerly
known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince?
I would like to submit a list. How do I go about it?
-Joanne DiNovo
whens the deadline?
-VilntLv
Hello. Please remove this address from your e-mail list. Forever. Thank
you.
-John Casey
I'm not going for $$$, just want to tell you who'l krok...
1) kitty carlisle hart[to tell the truth fame
2) kathryn h.[on golden pond fame
3) art carney[honemooners fame
4) bob hope[he's going to do a g.burns
and krok after his 100th
5) hugh downs[20/20 and concentration fame
-Joseph Dunn
Folgende Nachricht wurde fuer Sie hinterlassen:
Please find below a message for you:
Hallo ich bin bis am 26.11.2002 in Thailand im Urlaub. Bitte bombardiert meine
Mailbox nicht mit unnoetigen Mails! Bis demnaechst.....
-Gruss Urs Maurer
On my list, ALBRECHT SAYS DIE DIE DIE 2, Spiro Agnew was already dead
already. Yet he was on the select-o-matic thingy. Therefore, shouldn't he be
taken off my list and my alternate, Eddie Albert, go in his place. You guys
should've taken Agnew off the list. Remember, I'm the one who pointed out that
Bob Hope wasn't on the select-o-matic 2 yrs. ago. You guys should take a little
more care in your work performance.
-larry
Looks like things are pretty well caught up now.
Somehow I screwed up the 3 for 2 thing and my credit card got charged $45
instead of $30. All three entries are "Dwyer's Death Watch" 1, 2 and 3.
> Invoice # : 202365202019274
> Invoice # : 202365204024593
> Invoice # : 202365200156613
How about just sending me a t-shirt and we'll call it even. Size XXL-
-Jim Dwyer
Hi, I was wondering if Billy Joel (singer) could be added to the stiffs.com list.
I would also like him to be on my Lee Jr. list, so how does that work? Do I have
to wait for him to be added before he can be on my list? Do you reply to my email
with the Famous or Not-Famous decision? Please let me know.
THX,
-Wig.
I have to tell you,I am sitting here sick with Chronic fatigue immune deficiency
and fibromyalgia and battling depression and I am absolutely laughing my ass off
at the site! I cannot believe how goddamned funny this is...Thanks for the laughs.
-QUEDO2
Geez Zach,
It's almost like taking candy from a child...
Johnny Paycheck: Take This Life and Shove It!
-SeaPepto
Johnny Paycheck blurbs
Cancelled.
Stop Payment.
-Tim Harrod
your list
Michael Douglas
-Ibidonebay
How do I enter my picks online and mail you a check, why not just mail the
while thing in together? Why am I confused?
-BEYERX
Hi,
For the first time I received a "Test Drive/Receipt Confirmation" email after
sending in six "Jr." entries. I assume (yes go ahead say it) that means all is
okie dokie. Sorry to bother you, I just feel good about my lists. Which by the
way are all under "Don Pescado".
Thank You!
-Andrew C. Fisher
fred rogers
there goes the neighbourhood.
-starch
Hi Zach,
Just a short note to say hey, what up? If you have any spare time, let me know
what's up with you. I really would love to see you someday soon. Guess what? I'm
taking my son to Vegas in April first time we've been there since I left In Dec
1993. He is finally gonna see where he was born. One of my waitress friends that
I still keep in touch with is turning 40 and her husband is throwing a party for her.
They really want me to go, so I'm gonna drive, just me and my kid...he will be 11
years old in March! He is only 6 inches shorter than me (ha ha)
Hope everything is going good for you. Write back soon
-Zoe xx
Is it possible to postmark an envelope today, to enter the dead pool.
Thanks
-WATLEYB8
On the contest rules, it states that the deadline is 2-28-02. Am I to assume
that that is supposed to say 2-28-03?
-Michelle Hampton
Ok, here comes the whining! I tried submitting a list for the Lee Jr. tonight
and when I was finished making the list I pressed the key to charge it to my
credit card. It said that I had the wrong address, so I gave it another shot. It
said the same thing so I figured I would come back later when I could spell!
I just tried to submit it again and now it states that it was a duplicate transac-
tion. Does this mean that the first one was accepted after all? Heck, I tried.
Save me! I submitted the list under Joan Vatalaro. The name of the list
(mundanely enough) was called Team Formalin. Can you let me know what
the status of the list is now? I have no time left to submit another time:(
Many thanks in advance.
-ygraine
Hi Zach.
Does this receipt mean that I have 10 teams or 11? The last name on my list
of teams appears to be Gr (which should have been Grow Your Own Furniture).
If this list exists that would make a total of 11 teams entered which I believe
should come to $45 so I'm confused.
The name of my team that doesn't show in the receipt at all is "Daddy These
Rubber Pants Are Hot" so if the SOM has a team like that that is attached to
nobody, it's mine.
I entered 12 teams but it's my fault for not triple checking my receipts at
time of purchase. When I was done entering I noticed that my bill was $40
and I thought it should have been $45.
I did bad. I don't envy your headaches in the coming weeks. Hopefully you
won't get too many email responses like mine.
-David K Chosen Punk
You blew it! Penny Singleton did not die in 2001. She is alive and very well
at the age of 94. She will celebrate her 95TH birthday Sept. 15 of this year.
-Kelsr59@aol.com
I don't see my entry on the Lee Jr., and yes, it was placed in time, feb. 24,
I do believe. List name is mydane's choice. What happened?
-MYDANE
My check is on the way!
Don't fuck it up again or I'll quit and then you'll die.
Does that mean you would win?
-francis mcfadden
Trying to get a hold of Neil Erickson do you have his email? I have lost
touch with him. Your help is appreciated.
-Don Frazier
HOW SOON WILL I SEE MY LISTS POSTED?
-KAREN PAGE
Any chance I could again kill you and most of your your friends in the
stiffs tourney? I figure my success year is the reason I haven't yet been
invited.
-William Sprotte
Let me know when another Lee Jr. starts, although I may have an
opportunity to "cheat" a little, I'm in the army and soon will probably be
going to "take care of Saddam" He's no 1 on my list. Thanks
-SSG Jared S. Stevens
5th Ranger Training Battalion
have you guys gone to Iraq or something? what is preventing an update?????????
-dbooth
Everybody OK over there?
Haven't seen any updates lately and am hoping everyone is OK.
-Jon Benson
Howdy!
Veteran Ghoul Pooler here looking for a new game in town. Already doing
Coz’s pool, would like to know when I and my wife can enter yours.
Thanks in advance.
-John Elkin
Vancouver Washington
Please tell me what to do to sign up when the next game starts so I can
pick out a neat name!!
-John
i meant to include nbc's DAVID BLOOM to the list. goddammit!
-kim
(how one dies is less important than the pleasure one takes
in doing it in a timely manner.)
Oh my God!! Still? Update the Sickticker already!
-Pennyaline
Little Eva 4/10
Local motion has ceased.
-Joe Gosselin
I'd like to give this a try. I assure you I am over 18 having reached that age
in 1982.
-Misteryoder1
Hey, Daniel Patrick Moynihan died a few weeks ago - why has he been left
off the stiffs list? Just wondering
-Dee & Jake
p.s. Love your site!
Dear Dead Pool :
The next time you have a vacancy on the Fame Committee,
please consider me. I would gladly withdraw from the game
in return for a seat on the committee.
Here is my description:
white
male
born 1954 in Ohio.
received a bachelor's degree in 1975.
resident of Florida since 1985.
If you need more information, please let me know.
Best regards,
[name withheld by request]
Zach:
Nothing for Little Eva? How about: "NOW LITTLE EVA'S DOING THE
NO-MORE-MOTION. COME ON BABY DO THE NO-MORE-MOTION."
Am I a genius or what Zach?
-John
Sheesh! Two famous people died today (Robert Atkins the Diet Doctor, and
J. Paul Getty II) and no one in either of the current games had either of them.
As contestants, we are slipping, big time.
-Moraxian
hey guys make sure you notify me when you are accepting new wagers it will be
a pleasure to show you how to pick a future stiff. I heard your interview on
98rock in baltimore and now have all my buddies ready to pick a stiff. Keep
me updated I can't wait to smoke your cash
-Jk2wood
Where the obit for Dr. Atkins and Nina Simone? get to work.
-jwhalen06
HoW do I find the site where I can put in my personal data and find out my
depature date?
-Glenn
i channeled death when i made my entry the race is not to the swift or strong
but the ......dead.... i can't find it your website used screen name
-conal62001
tis odd folly,
i had you guys pegged as wrestling fans, yet i see no mention of the passings
of either curt "mr perfect" hennig or miss elizabeth? are you guys too old for
wrasslin' shite or do you merely prefer the company of fidel castration?
-starch
Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.
~~~Greta Garbo~~~
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor
touched...but are felt in the heart.
~~~Helen Keller~~~
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When we grow old, there can only be one regret -
not to have given enough of ourselves.
~~~Eleanora Duse~~~
-Donna
ZACH!
Jimmy Page -- the session guitarist -- came up today at work.
What are some of the better known songs that Jimmy Page played on?
Also, is there a CD of stuff that he played on as a session guitarist?
-Mick
p.s. -- how the fuck are you, man?
Hey? Where's Suzy Parker? Huh?
-Martha
David Woodley, former Dolphins QB, dead at 44
-CCastro306
Hey, I love your website, it's CRAZY!!!!!!It is
CuuuhRaaaaaazy! love it...aaaah.
Hey put a link to my favorite local band!!!
Come on man, share some love, spread the wealth!!!
Help get 'em heard!
WILEY
http://www.geocities.com/wileybuzz/
Drop me a line.
Peace&Lovin'
-Kay
Zach--
I don't understand all the fuss over Dave DeBusschere. The guy batted a
career 1-for-22. That's .045--with a walk in 23 plate appearances. Although,
to his credit, he did have a .962 fielding average, .007 better than the
league average for his position.
He does complete a triple for 1963 ChiSox pitchers--following on the heels of
Fritz Ackley (died 5/22/02) and Hoyt Wilhelm (8/23/02).
Cheers,
-Mafia Actuary
Robert Stack blurb.
Like Cordwood.
-Tim Harrod
Tom Glazer (02/21)
The man who wrote "On Top Of Old Smoky" is all covered with dirt.
It should be:
The man who wrote "On Top Of Spaghetti" is all covered with dirt.
"Smoky" is a traditional Appalachian tune and isn't covered with cheese.
Thanks,
-Albert
Just wondering why a former soap opera star, current Prime Time Star, and
the star of "Where n the World is Carmen San Diego", Lynn Thigpen was not
listed. Very Sad
-Brian Dahl
June Carter Cash blurb pending? how about june carter cashes in her chips.
regards,
-mike
Your blurb on Robert Stack sucked big time.
Were any of you assholes born before 1980?
Here's a better blurb for Robert Stack:
Robert Stack (5/15)
Untouchable.
-Joe Gosselin
Enterprise Server Technology
What?! No reference to "Airplane"? You should be ashamed of yourselves!
-nsmitchell
Hello:
My name is Stephen Nover. I recently came across your site and thought it
would make a good story. I write for a Web site called TheRx.com. It's a
popular sports gaming betting site. We have an active posting forum and I
think a story on your site and contest would draw a lot of comment and
perhaps bring you some new contestants.
My questions are:
1. How long have you been doing this?
2. How do you defend yourself when people say running a dead pool contest is
in extremely bad taste? Do you feel creepy doing this or have any moral guilt?
3. What's usually the winning score?
4. How did you get the idea to run this kind of contest?
I think this would make a great off-the-wall story. I can be reached at [deleted
for privacy] and my phone number is [deleted for privacy].
Thanks,
-Stephen
Looks like I ran into a forum full of idiots!!
Are all of you on crack or something?!
-Edward Foster
http://edwardfoster.freehomepages.com/
Hi there-
I'm a reporter with Star magazine and would love to know more about your
site--who you guys are, how it started etc.
My contact # is [deleted for privacy] or if you'd like to email me a number I
could reach you at, I'd be delighted to call it.
Thanks again for your time,
-Joanie Cox
I host a morning radio show out of Chicago. I'm interested in doing an
interview tomorrow morning about dead pools. Thursday is Bob Hope's 100th
B-day. So, what better time. If you get this email within the next hour,
please respond with a contact number. Sorry about the short notice. I'm
waiting for the first email. I'll have that person live on the air tomorrow.
Thanks,
-SEAN HENRY / Morning Host
WYHY / Rockford, IL
come on!!!!!!!!! i wanna play!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!! im begging???????
-imlooselucy
what about Cedric The Entertainer ?
-Timothy Smith
Hey...do you guys know Tucker Max?
-bigwoods
Warren Zevon. How dare you make fun of the illness of such an influencial and
brilliant entertainer? Don't you sick fucks have a life? Apparently not since
you are obsessed with death. This is a horrid thing to do and personally, I
think the owner of this site is the one that should drop dead.
Assholes.
-Polli Foerster
Pretty good day for you over at Stiffs.com eh?
Dropping like flies today...
-Mick Crouch
Just an inquiry. I was looking for a blurp on the dead as of tuesday JAG lawyer.
(Nick Brumby) I don't remember his actual name. Anyway, I believe the loser has
only been in one other thing, a cheesy ass commercial for a floor vac where a
kangaroo hopped on the floor and stained it. Did ya miss that death.
Thanks, and great site.
-Matt
just looking through any thing dumb I could come up with, really.
and well I found it .
I personally love the site called rotten.com.
if you happen to know anymore sited like this one,
please do me a great big favor and keep me entertained.
My husband will most likely appreciate this of you.
you da bomb
-A Martinez
I just wanted to note my surprise that Reagan's secretary of treasury, Donald
Regan, is not important enough to be a famous death on your This Year's Deaths
page. In the very least you could say he cashed in...
-Scott Conrad
Strom Thurmond - "When this guy dies, they're going to have to beat his pecker
to death with a baseball bat." (Attributed to a member of the Senate)
-abc
What do you do, if anything, to stop people from just killing off their list, eh?
-jareed
Big fan of the game. You forgot to list the death of Michael Jeter.
Died March 29, 2003. Appeared on TV in Evening Shade, played Mr. Noodle
on Sesame St. Movies included The Green Mile, Patch Adams, Drop Zone
and more.
-Larry Kahn
If you ever need another person for the stiffs.com Fame Committee, let me know.
To maintain your "cross-section of American society mix", here's the demographics -
White, male, 54, grew up in the midwest, moved to Virgina, daily newspaper reader,
work at a university. If you choose me, I might even buy a T-shirt!
-Gene Gardner
I'm not on any lists or anything, but I just figured there was one person you
could add to your stiffs list.
Trevor Goddard
He died on June 7th, apparently of a drug overdose in his home. He's had a
decent television career as well as making some fun appearances in movies such
as Mortal Kombat (as Kano) and is also in this summer's movie "pirates of the
carribean".
Just thought you might wanna add him.
-Nadim
We just wanted to write to invite you to consider joininf our new "Affiliate
Program" at UndergroundHumor.com. We offer books, videos, t-shirts & more that
explore the humorous depths of death. Please take a look if you get a chance.
We would really like to associate ourselves with Stiffs.com as it seems like a
natural relationship.
Sincerely,
-Daniel Hopkins
Ok... I want to be in the next game... MSNBC just announced Buddy Ebsen just
bit the dust. I guess you'll let me know the particulars.
Thanks
-Judy Eaton
How about a (toe) tag line for Ole Buddy....
ewww doggie...y'all don't come back (from the dead) now, y'hear
-Philip J. Minga
Hi, can someone call me?Or give me a number where i can call you? I work at
the Philadelphia Daily News and want to talk about ghoul pools with youse.
Thanks so much.
-Ronnie Polaneczky
Dave
Sign me up so I can join next year.
-CARMEN
I need to know if Roger Neilson really did die. He is in the hockey Hall of
Fame and coached 10 NHL teams. If he did, why isn't he on the list yet?
Thanks.
-Jim Mueller
what about Maynard Jackson?
-natalai hughes
The Buddy Ebsen Blurb seems to be missing "Won't come back now, hear?" at
the end.
Keep up the good work,
-Tim Harrod
Came across this site while researching potential stiffs for my office
deadpool. Having won the office pool for the last three years in a row
(not because I'm any good at identifying soon-to-be corpses, but because
the competition here sucks) I think I'd like to try my luck on an
"international" level. Clearly missed the boat for 2003, but am wondering
how I get invited to the big dance next year?
Thanks,
-nukNfutsdeadpooler
Hi there
I would like to start a pool at the bar i work at. On Saturdays we watch
a lot of sports (horse and dogs) but no one has knows about a DEAD POOL ?
So that tells you that the people i serve don't work at a desk! I did but
never got in the pool. I would like to join your ant start one at my bar.
Is it to late to start now 7/26/03 or should i wait to the new year!!!
It would be great if you could let me know.........thanx
-scott leary
Curiously enough, it's your own oped hotbed link that is now dead, dead,
dead.
-lester
minnie pearl..... the tag is now on her toe...not the hat.. how about
marie windsor,,,queen of the b movies died december 2000
-chris
Basically, has anyone ever scored dead pool points on a person that passed
away by something OTHER than "Natural Causes" (ie homocide, genocide, CIA
hit etc etc)?
-Allan
P.S. Doesn't the gov't know you guys have the corner on this market?
Unless, of course, they declare you a monopoly and take over your business. . .
What about ....
Jane Barbe, the SIT Tone Lady?
The number you have reached has been permanently disconnected and definitely
is no longer in use.....
-Jack Montgomery
Death Dudes,
Bob Stump's blurb says that in 1998, he announced Bob Hope's death from
the Senate floor. It was actually from the House floor; Stumpy wasn't a
senator.
If Warren Zevon, the Pope, Barney Kessel, Ronald Reagan, Brooke Astor
and Leni Riefenstahl would quit dicking around, I can still win this thing.
-Bill J.
damn! you're verbose!
I been searching all over your site and, after HOURS of
reading, have yet to find the "list of points" so that
I can "pretend-play" along and see what my list would
be like.
Do you have a "list of points" for each celeb published?
-Todd
three questions:
1. I already signed a petition for one candidate. Am I allowed to sign
more than one?
2. How many signatures do you have already?
3. Will you still put up Stiffs games while you're Gov?
4. How much will you pay me per signature if I collect say, a thousand?
-Jef
Roger Lodge, host of tv's Blind Date, also hosts a morning radio show out
here in Los Angeles on 1540 am, The Ticket, Sporting News Radio.
We'd love to have someone from the website to talk about the death pool.
Re: the Pistol Pete Rule - Roger's favorite athlete of all time is Pistol
Pete
We are on the air from 5:30 - 9 a.m. PACIFIC Monday - Friday.
So, if someone can jump on for a few minutes with us, we'd love it.
I can be reached at [deleted for privacy] any time.
Regards,
-Jordan Miller, Producer
Roger Lodge and The Ticket Morning Show
1540 The Ticket
Just wanted to say that your 'obituary' for Buddy Ebsen was truly hysterical!
I'm having a tough time getting that tune out of my head.
-Tracey (Flamingo Nut)
i was wondering if you have a mailing list that will keep ppl updated as
to who is dying, for example johnny oats dies and i'm not really up on
johnny oats how would i know if he died. some of the ppl on the lists are
pretty far removed from the media and might not make major news coverage.
thanks
-joe
I was just wondering if you realize that Spiro Agnew was on the Whatificator
list? Is he dead, or what?
I'm not running any lists. Yet.
-James Coffer
gregory hines
the jig is up. and gone.
-David Wencer
I'M KENNY
I WANT TO PLAY
REGISTER MY FAT ASS NOW!
-Pakmailus144
Here are three names to be added to the list of Famous People:
1. Ian McKellan
2. John Astin
3. Sean Hannity
-Paul Testa
To whom it may concern,
My name is Amy Stephan and I work for a daily newspaper, The Telegraph,
out of Alton, IL, which is directly across the bridge from St. Louis. We
are working on a story about death pools and would like to do an interview
with someone who helps run your Web site. If you are interested in working
with us on a story I can be reached via e-mail at [deleted for privacy] or
via phone at [deleted for privacy]. Any help you can give us is appreciated.
Sincerely,
-Amy Stephan
To Stiffs.com -
I love the Bone Orchard blurbs - quite amusing stuff. A couple of ideas
came to mind for a couple of them -
Tal Farlow ('98) - Tal's Farlow, indeed...
John Entwistle (6/27/02) - Now truly The Quiet One
(I felt that "Won't get fooled again" is better reserved for Pete Townshend,
as it was his tune. "The Quiet One", on the other hand, was a John-penned
tune that Who fans know well).
Just throwin' it out there. Keep up the great work!
-T.J.A.
My friend sent me this link to this website where people describe and
catalog their experiences with drugs. Read this one:
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=7799
-Robert Fyvolent
Idi Amin- Now, who's your dada?
-Mulch Monkey
(somewhere in custody)
Mr. Love,
My name is David McNamara and I would like to serve on he Fame
Committee. I know of a lot of people in poliics and government arounf
the world (among others) so I will be able to identify a good portion
of write-in entries.
Although I have never formally played in a dead pool, I am very
intrigued by them and I have followed the stiffs.com site for over 3
years now so I have an understanding how stuff works.
Thank you, in advance, for considering my application and I hope
to soon be at work on the fame committee.
Take care and God Bless.
-David McNamara
October Jr? Yes? No? Maybe?
-Stuart M. Schulman, ASA
Schizophrenic alterna-rocker Wesley Willis is dead at 40:
http://www.empty-handed.com/archive/2003_08_22.html
BLURBS:
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, Taylor Funeral Home- Family-owned
for 30 years.
No one whups Batman's ass and gets away with it.
Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia, Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia, Chronic
Myelogenous Leukemia, Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia...
-TimHarrod
Zach,
We have completed the trailer and press kit and the distributors are
working on "Fairies, Witches and Figurines."
The Hemmerling Foundation underwritten "WEST 47th ST" premiered
on PBS:
"Must see TV"-NEWSWEEK
"Editor's Pick"-TV GUIDE
"Remarkable"-WASHINGTON POST
"Insightful, Involving"-VARIETY
ATTITUDE, in which I portray a homeless, psychotic musician, also
underwritten by The Hemmerling Foundation, received strong reviews in
THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE VILLAGE VOICE, RES, AND TV
GUIDE MOVIE SECTION in it's NY Premiere, and raves in The Hong
Kong International Film Festival.
Give my best to everyone!
-Keith Hemmerling
sign me up. by the way... Johnny's # is up within the next 2 weeks if not this
weekend. Now that June is gone it can't (to my dismay) be to much longer.
-HEATHER
Are the Stiffs.com t-shirts back in stock in size large yet?? thanks,
-Phil
Charles Bronson blurb
Your wish is our command!
I think that's nice and subtle, hm?
-TimHarrod
you say Charles Bronson is a famous person because he is on your famos person
list but you haven't made a blurb yet? So when are you going to get off your
drunk a$$ and post him?
-ThunderClap
Hi, I'm Lucy so...i'm ready
-lucycure
Zach--
Hope this finds you well.
Any thoughts on Lee Jrs etc? Or still pondering long-term direction?
-Stuart M. Schulman, F.S.A.
Ipse dixit, I take your stuff for gospel over Reuters when someone "kicks the bucket."
Count me in on your mailing list.
-Daniel
Edward Teller blurb
Like Penn & Teller, but he made cities disappear.
-TimHarrod
Didn't Edward Teller, the H-Bomb daddy, have a magic/comedy act with Sean Penn?
-Ken Graham
My list "they should thank me" should be in the top twenty or am I full of shit.
It shows 4 stiffs worth 29 points which should tie me for 7th place.
-Ken Barr
Do you think St.Jude ever reads the personals?
-Ken Barr
How about adding Indiana Governor Frank O'Bannon?
-Islandersa
John ritter blurb
If the Ropers come over, it was AIDS.
-TimHarrod
John Ritter-Apparently three was a crowd
Johnny Cash- Always dressed for a funeral, he's gone down, down, down.
-JaneEl5
I've been hip for a lifetime. My father was all up into this over 20 years
ago..its my turn...
-cleotweek
Jack Tripper and Johnny Cash were waiting for an elevator in the waiting
room of the afterlife. Jack looks at Johnny Cash, all decked out in black
and asks: "Finally going down to that ring of fire, Johnny?"
And Johnny Cash says "You never did fuck those roommates of yours, did you
Jack?"
-wrongdimensionboy
Hi Guys: I'm playing both games but wondering why while you've
updated the Lee Atwater site by crossing off Warren Zevon and then a few
days later Johnny Cash. Whoever is supposed to be updating the Lee Jr.
site hasn't even gotten around to crossing off Zevon yet. Is the next
game still starting in Oct? When is that list due in cause I have to
mail in my check. Hope to hear from you soon!
Sincerely,
-Marilyn
The "To:" sez help@stiffs.com. Nahh, I don't need help - except maybe a
psychiatrist for spending the last hour laughing my ass off at some of your
obits for FDP. And lots of Not So Famous Dead People. I was shocked at
the number of FDP I'd forgotten about. Even moreso at the long list of
NSFDP you bothered to mention. Great site! Consider yourselves B-M'd!
-Canajun (Still Kickin'...Ass When Necessary)
What an awesome thing you've got going. I've heard about it on the radio for
months now. Please let me know when it's time to sign up for next years pool
Can't wait to play!
-Sheila
Cleveland, Oh
I think you missed some...check these. Note Larry Hovis... and the creator
of Casper....all good ones guys
-Joe Smoe
Harry Goz, the guy who did the voice of Captain Murphy on Sealab 2021 died.
I think on Sept. 6
-archbishop smith
Hi: I wanted to let you know I have to change my email address. In the
Lee Atwater game I'm listed under Bloody Mary #1, 2, 3 and in The Lee
Jr. I was Brooklyn Bitch #1, 2, 3.
My new email is [deleted for privacy]
please let me know the results and when the new games will begin.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
-Marilyn
You know, send me those.. things... informations.. whateveer.
-JAVIER TARIFA
hi tell me when it starts up again i know the one who will die this time
-Zacarat
Do you have any kind of freebies you coulsd giveaway?
-Mal
what kind of personal info are ya looking for (that you won't give out)?
-Eric
Robert Palmer:
Might as well face, I'm addicted to greasy food.
George Plimpton:
Does anyone actually KNOW why he became famous?
-starch
George Plimpton: Now working on a book about what it's like to die and be
put in the ground. Working title: "Paper Lyin'".
Robert Palmer: There's no other way to go.
-Mulch Monkey
Let me know whenever you're going to get around to another Lee Jr.
(I would have picked Gordon Jump, ya know...)
-Joey Oddo
Robert Palmer
Simply irresuscitatable.
-Kevin Westerlund
Hi commissioner,
Long time no talk. Just wanted to thank you for the 2nd place check for the
past Lee Jr. I opened my envelope from you today and deposited it.
I also wanted to thank you for the credit card that you wrapped with the
autozone receipt. I know you have a reputation for just wanting to take our
money so it's nice to see you giving out something extra. It doesn't
surprise me you'd issue cards with cystic fibrosis on them; if I win I hope
for a brain tumor card. Let me know if I can use it elsewhere or just for
stiffs.com stuff. I keep meaning to get a mug but never do.
Anyway thanks again and assuming there's no more games this year hope to
play again in January.
Sincerely,
-Bill Beckie
DePressED
Didn't Robert Palmer die in 1997 according to your archeive??? What's up...
-Tuck Patrick
larry hovis still dead.....no obit yet
-AirFox221
australian actor Trevor Howard; appeared in series JAG
-Staccie West
You forgot Whitey from Leave It to Beaver, died from complicatins after surgery.
Should be good for a good line.
-pee wee
IS THERE NO LEE JR.? I'M FLIPPING OUT.!
-MARY KAISER
Where's the link for the Mailbag?
-Pennyaline
Since you already changed it once, I figured I would add my suggestion into
the fray...
Robert Palmer: Simply Unrevivable.
-wrongdimensionboy
Hi
Seeing as how Halloween is fast approaching and you seem to be the expert on death,
we would love to have you on our show. So if you could give me a call [deleted for
privacy] and we could set something up for the end of this week it would be great.
Thanks!
-Jonathan Awtrey
Producer
Beaner and Ken
Z100.5, WANZ
To the creator(s) of stiffs.com...
Your website is about as classy, sophisticated and proper as Joseph Stalin on a
bad hair day. But I guess honor, etiquette and duty is not what you stand for (not
unlike millions of others out there). I could go on with examples (judgemental
comes to mind), but you're not of the mentality to comprehend your own profound
loss(es). GOD is surely greiving over your infantile vulgarity and what you
obviously find amusing with some of your shameless comments to the dearly
departed. Guess what? It ain't amusing! (I've been a successful stand-up comic
so I should know.) Just remember, you too will be judged when your time comes.
Of that, we can all be sure. Signed,
-a friend of Christ.
is fess parker dead or sick what the hell is he doing
-GillisRew
Father of Rebecca De Mornay and wingnut TV host Wally George has cacked.
Perhaps it would be fitting to see him off with the same line he used to
dismiss guests on his "Hot Seat" television show:
Wally George (10/07)
You're outta here!
Rock on,
-Dave (aka United States Marine Corpse)
Still no Larry Hovis obit.
-Stu
How come Bill Shoemaker died 4 days ago and is not on your list yet ?
Also while I am in here, do you need to be so cruel and insensative when
someone dies ?
-Michael Marmion
I orders a $15 stiff certificate about a month ago for my friends birthday.
Do you think I'll get it before I earn points on somebodys list???
thanx
-D
Fred Berry Blurb
Rerun's been pulled from syndication...
-SeaPepto
i haven't any lists, you just don't have FRED BERRY, *RERUN* or Madam
Chiang Kai-shek, are you all asleep over there?
-k
pay attention
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/10/24/obit.madame.chiang.ap/index.html
the 106 year old winner died.....check it out
-Library Clerk
Madame Chiang Kai-Shek
Often your blurbs make me sort of smile or nod agreement, but the one re the
above subject made me laugh aloud. When I was in China a year and a half
ago, several university students with whom I was conversing were surprised to
learn that the old dragon queen was still among the living (sort of).
-SUsary
Imagine the halitosis at an event like this
http://worldbeardchampionships.com/
-Lincoln Myerson
I see you don't have a blurb yet for Jack Elam. I'd suggest using something
from imdb's bio:
Made an infamous career with his eerie, immobile eye, which was caused by a
fight with another kid at the age of 12. It happened during a Boy Scout meeting
when another boy took a pencil, threw it, and it jabbed his eyeball.
Or perhaps something simple like:
Where's that crazy eye looking now, Jack?
Just a thought...
-Scott Conrad
I thought this would be a funny entertaining site but please don't put stuff
like the rape of a 13 year old girl as entertainment (on your weird news,
stuff that'll blow your mind?? section.) I, and all other decent right-minded
people across the world, find that sort of stuff appalling. There can never be
jokes made out of that.
-Dan Sullivan
Please remove the story which I just wrote about on behalf of all the decent
people who use the Internet
-Dan Sullivan
Was Up Boyz.
I ordered a stiffs certificate over a month ago. after a few weeks i wrote
you saying i didn' t get it.. your reply was that its coming.. guess what?
i still don' t have my stiffs certificate!
Is it floating in a bottle in the atlantic somewhere?
Is it tied to the foot of a lost pigeon?
please I need it. it' s for a hot chick who may very well felate me if I give
her such a clever gift. In case you screwed up my address, here it is again
[deleted for privacy]
Thanx ,
-D
I'm sorry, I can't quite find the exact website with the rape story on,
though there are a lot of pretty similar "bad taste" stories on "The
back page" section of http://stiffs.com, (drag your mouse over the
"Featured Features" button and it's on the menu), including a
16-year-old boy who died from overusing deodorant. I can't begin to
think how his family would feel at seeing the story of it in a "black
humour" section Some of the stories are in good humour and quite funny
but there are a few which are just sick and unpleasant, I don't know if
you could pass my complaint on to the stiffs.com webmaster.
I like the site and you shouldn't take this as my complete opinion of
it, there are some genuinely funny things on it, but there are lines we
have to draw with everything.
Thanks for your help.
-Daniel
Hey Zach,
GUN here. My GF sent you an e-mail already but I just wanted to let you know
that our stuff arrived yesterday and it's some excellent shit. I appreciate the
customized packing too. That was a great extra. We gotta order another mug now
cause we need a set of 4. Thanks again bro, I really appreciate all the shit you
do for us idiots and all the shit you have to put up with. Keep up the great work
and let me know if you ever need anything. I got your back if you ever need some
east coast help.
-GUN
Bobby Hatfield (11/5)
You've lost that livin' feelin'.
-Joe Gosselin
You guys missed a good blurb on Hatfield; You've lost that livin' feelin', wo wo wo.
-Al Stancil
Can I submit a list of write-ins without a Jr.?
-Wracked "HappyToSaveTheFivers,JustLetMeKnow"
him wiant play this game
-amudam amu
I entered the Lee Jr before, but the last one I missed the deadline. I
thought it was
going to be in October of this year,but it must have been earlier.
Please let me know when the next Lee Jr. is. I am now also presently entered
in the Lee.
Thank you, this is alot of fun.
-Mary Ellen Walsh
Art Carney
Your obit was cute, as dumb groaners go, but I favor "Shot the cuff" myself.
-Pennyaline
chalkoutlines.com appears to be toast...........
unless I'm clueless (hungover, yes...but not stupid)
-Hal
very interesting
-La-tasha Tinnel
Penny Singleton
Jesus Christ! It's that goofy-talkin' old blonde lady with the cartoon voice, and
she's been dead for more than a week! What the fuck are you guys doing over
there!?
-Catherine Schulte
Big fan, big fan....although I don't compete, as a former operator of a death
pool, I do check out the recentdeath page for a quick laugh...which is why I am
emailing you today....
Please add to the list:
Gene Anthony Ray (11/14/2003)
"I guess when he lost Fame that meant he wasn't going to live forever"
If Rerun makes it, give Leroy his due!
Just my 2 cents....keep up the good work....
-AD
You missed a recent death:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&e=14&u=/eo/12957
Of course, he hasn't been famous for a while but at least you can find a way
to use the song "Fame! I'm gonna live forever... baby remember my name."
-Scott Conrad
are you all all de-ceased? What about 2004? or will everyone live to 2005?
I know I am.
-joe
I think ronald reagan will go pretty soon and probably Hilgarde will to and at
92 and 98
-Phil Tulk
To all our Family........... and friends Old and New.......................
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving !!!
-Judy and Miguel
RE: Penny Singleton
How about - "Better dead than married to Dagwood Bumstead"
Just a thought
-David Shelton
You still don't have anything about Penny Singleton. If you can't come with
any "Blondie" jokes, remember she was the voice of Jane Jetson. A simple
"Stop this crazy thing!" would suffice. It has to be better than "Dead. Blurb
Pending. Please Stand By."
-Jim Waldfogle
Hey - Jonanthan Brandis has been dead for a week and no mention yet? Wazzup?
How about: Jonathan Brandis - featured on Seaquest DSV (Dead, Stiff, and Vacated)
or: Jonathan Brandis - Joe Piscopo finally gets his revenge for "Sidekicks"
-Chris Baile
Gene Anthony Ray
How can you guys miss this guy? Leroy from Fame...come on now.
-Lgnoggin
An average 115 lb girl's asshole can stretch up to 3 inches in diameter
THE AVERAGE HORSE'S COCK IS 5 INCHES IN DIAMETER!
YOU DO THE FUCKIN MATH!!!!
You're not gunna believe this shit!
-pat
hi zachariah i,ll ship the cd to you tomorrow.i got your payment confirm.
-wing
I am interested in advertising with you. We are offering up to a $5.00 cpm for
exit traffic. If you are interested, please contact John Cody at [deleted for
privacy].
-EF
Hey, how do I get in on this contest? This sounds like just the relaxing fun
my court appointed psychiatrist said I just seek.
Thanks for your assistance.
-Peter Lemonjello
May negative 14 inbred witch doctors live La Vida Loca with Planter's
Cheeseballs while defecating on your secret bottle of maple syrup.
Keiko the Killer Whale:
Once Orson Wells died, he became Hollywood's biggest star
-SeaPepto
This is how Christmas is gonna go down this year.....casual
Gather at my house around 4 in the afternoon....just in time to see the garden
and the reindeer tracks. This meeting time is to happen on Thursday, Dec. 25th.
around 4 in the pm....just like I mentioned above. We'll sit around and drink
some nog and attempt to debate and resolve the facts surrounding the absolute
difference between apple juice and apple cider. After a time I imagine we'll
start to get hungry. Maybe we'll have a little buffolo mozarrello soft cheese,
wrapped in olive oil soak sun dried tomotoes. Just a little nibble to keep the
big hunger at bay. Perhaps will snack on creme freshe dotted with with black or
red caviar contained softly, yet securely in a tiny tiny pastry shell.......in
it's enitiry a small and ultimately stisfying mouthfull. Later, yes, yes, NOT
too much later (5-10 minutes OK!?) we will toddle off to the formal dinning
room....the room with the proper dinning table and appropriate dinning chairs.
No white folding chairs inadvertantely left here by Abby Rents, No old dusted
off rusted "outside" chair that have suddenely found their way back at the
table. No left over strudy hunter green or white white heavy plastic fake
"Adorrondeck" chairs no matter how hip and cool they look in the Smith & Hawkins
catalogue. But grow-up chairs for grown up us. A nice centerpiece....yuletime
themes evident.
The warmth of lots of candles and heat from the fireplace. The usual food...............
brined free range 100 %organic Buddhist turkey (his feet never had direct contact
with the earth), oyster/chestnut stuffing, Sunny's sunny mashed potatoes, roasted
sweet potatoes, fresh petite peas (we have to have something green....beside the
glorious Green Jello!), chunky orange enhanced cranberry sauce, cinnamon laced
pippin apple sauce, Sunny Meyer's Great Turkey Gravy that has won every turkey
gravy competition she has ever entered it in! That's our Sunny!!!!!Yes and
there will be giblet and giblet-less gravy. Hot crunchy roll straight out of
the oven waiting to be slathered with fresh Irish or French Butter. And of
course the usual abundance of pies of apple, pies of pumpkin, pies of pecans
accompanied by large bowls of freshly whipped cream. There might even be
surprise ingredients in the whipping cream! Coffee, tea, espresso, latte and
all the brandy you might want .Oops I almost forgot the ever-present and always
inspirational Stollen (with the marzipan piece in the middle) accompanied by
that old old old standard the fruit cake(that's for you mom) Let me know if
you going to be here. The only requirement IS participation in charades!!!!!
Not too much to ask for all that fun and foooooood and drinkkkkk. Call me
-Nancy
I see you haven't recorded the death of Senator William Roth of Delaware yet.
Who was he? He was the creator of the Roth IRA. He isn't that famous but
his name is. How about:
Permanently retired.
Here is a press release:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031215/ap_on_re_us/obit_roth_7
-Scott Conrad
I received an email to enter for 2004, but for the life of me, I cannot do it.
How can I enter my lists!?
-Jane Alcorn
I have forgotten my password and username.....Can you help me???
-Trina Davis
Has the Select-O-Matic bit the dust? I can't seem to find a link anywhere --
and that the '04 Atwater entry page doesn't mention it makes me worry.
-Jeremy Horwitz
We hope you have Happy Holidays
And a Wonderful New Year !
-Judy and Miguel
Instruct me through the process of submitting my list?
By the way, I'm an Emt and LOVE sick humor.
Thanks
-Matt
dudes- get with the program!
you need a paypal account so we can pay online and do away with this snail
mail stuff!
-Ann Marie Keim
Yes, I would like in on the pool.
I'm a Paramedic and believe it or not, sick humor helps. LOL
Give me the e-mail address to get in the pool, and also please send me the
probable Deceased favorites.
-Matt
love the site. very funny. i was hoping you might consider my website for your
link list? Pushin Daisies:a mortuary novelty shop. http://www.pushinDaisies.com
Thanks!
-Cadaver Cat
Hi --
Have been trying for 2 days to submit my entries, but the site isn't
loading.......is it my computer or is the site down?
Thanks
-SWPF29
Hi there,
I was thinking of entering for 2004 but maybe I have left it a bit late. I
am actually in the UK and was wondering if it was for the Americans as I had a
look down the list of celebreties and could not see Bob Monkhouse (who died
yesterday anyway).
-Marky
Do you have to be invited to play your game or can anyone submit a list?
-nays
HEY,
I CAN'T COMPLETE MY LIST ON THE SELECT-O-MATIC. I USED IT THE
OTHER DAY AND IT WORKED FINE. HELP...TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
-Cub8424
Hi, I've entered via web. I mad a small mistake not realising Prince Phillip
was already on the list but apart from that everything went fine.
Cheers,
-Marky
Zach!
No hard feelings on the Roger Neilson thing... even though he did die. This is my
seventh year with stiffs.com. Maybe "7" is a lucky number. The Select-O-Matic
was purring like a contented kitten when I placed the entries this morning.
The pool has to be a lot of work for the guys in the home office. I appreciate the
effort. It's a lot of fun for the folks who just enter then hang the list on the
refrigerator to check the morning paper every day with grim anticipation and
morbid excitement.
Happy New Year and best regards from Philly, former home of Wilt Chamberlain,
Pelle Lindbergh, Richie Ashburn, and Leon Tose.
-Mark M
Les Tremayne (12/19)
Les is mort.
-Joe Gosselin