hi u guys r good i like the site etc.
i was wondering if next year, mayhaps, u could list the names that u reject
as celebrities, because i don't c the names on your list that i might want 2
pick, but y should i have 2 gamble if other has b4 me- and lost. it would
just be easier, that's all.
-Dean
As one man to another - arf, arf!
-BMarko3295
colley fake, fraud
-peter
-peter
When is the Lee Jr slated to start, is it September like it usually is?
I don't think George(while my guitar gently dies, or hey John you won't
ignore me like the other two did will ya)Harrison is gonna make it that
long!
-tscheff
Crawl out from under your rock! I've been waiting patiently for something
on the recently dead Gunther Gebel Williams. I thought it would be really
funny. Oh, well.
-goldwhit
Where the Fuck is Fucko? Goddamn it.
-Sarky
How long before I get my damn t-shirt?
-wmc
Frances R. Horwich (7/25) - Ding Dong Dead.
-Joe Gosselin
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I MADE MY ENTRY FOR THE LEE JR. AND ENTERED ALL MY INFO
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TELL IF MY ENTRY IS TRULY IN THE SYSTEM OR IF I FUCKED UP?
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST SICKO-S ON THE NET!
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Hellooooo... Anybody home? Stringer died yesterday, (Vikings)
Poule Anderson died last night after a heroic battle with the big C.
Thanks,
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Report: President Bush Has Lowest IQ of all Presidents of past 50 Years
If late night TV comedy is an indicator, then there has never been as
widespread a perception that a president is not intellectually qualified
for the position he holds as there is with President G W Bush.
In a report published Monday, the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton,
Pennsylvania detailed its findings of a four month study of the intelli-
gence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973, the Lovenstein
Institutehas published it's research to the education community on each
new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others.
According to statements in the report, there have been twelve presidents
over the past 50 years, from F.D. Roosevelt to G. W. Bush who were all
rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone produced
without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several
other psychological factors which were then scored in the Swanson/Crain
system of intelligence ranking.
The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to
within five percentage points:
147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132 Harry Truman (D)
122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174 John F. Kennedy (D)
126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155 Richard M. Nixon (R)
121 Gerald Ford (R)
175 James E. Carter (D)
105 Ronald Reagan (R)
098 George HW Bush (R)
182 William J. Clinton (D)
091 George W. Bush (R)
The six Republican presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ of
115.5, with President Nixon having the highest IQ, at 155. President
G. W. Bush was rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91.
The six Democrat presidents had IQs with an average of 156, with President
Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182. President Lyndon B. Johnson was
rated the lowest of all the Democrats with an IQ of 126. No president
other than Carter (D) has released his actual IQ, 176.
Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President GW Bush,
his low ratings were due to his apparent difficulty to command the English
language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary (6,500 words
for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack
of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any
body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis. The complete
report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings,
including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis.
"All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book under
their belt, and most had written several white papers during their educa-
tion or early careers. Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein said.
"He has no published works or writings, so in many ways that made it more
difficult to arrive at an assessment. We had to rely more heavily on
transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."
The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton Pennsylvania think tank includes high
caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human beha-
vior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein,
world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-
respected psychiatrist.
This study was commissioned on February 13, 2001 and released on July 9,
2001 to subscribing member universities and organizations within the edu-
cation community.
-Julie A. Sands
YoYOYO
Desperately seeking...Rumeal Robinson. Where is he playing?
-Nickosport
Stiffies,
You know Korey Stringer? The one who will be replaced by his cousin
Second Stringer....
-Nick Carlson
Hullo!!!
how are you today????
whats you've up too?
you don't know me my name is Dana Cameron and i'm a girl that lives
in warrnambool and wondering if there is anyone to write to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've got red hair (its been dyed) brown eyes, and bored!!!
so if theres anyone thats up 4 some chat E-mail this girl to shut her up!!!!!!!
-Dana Cameron
ps COOL SITE!!!!!!!
Maureen Reagan (08/08)
No Mo' Mo.
-Joe Gosselin
Maureen Reagan - I know 378 entrants who, upon hearing the news, reacted
with 378 variations of "drat".
Just for the record, guys, was she deemed "not famous"?
-Mulch Monkey
(36th place and falling)
Has Don Ameche passed on? hope i spelled the last name right.
-PHL374
Just thought these might be worth noting, though neither is on the
Select-O-Matic nor any of this year's submitted lists: two of the greats of
"Golden Age" science fiction and fantasy passed away these past few. Gordon
R. Dickson, author of _Dorsai_ and _The Dragon and the George_, died on
February 1st; and his longtime friend & sometime collaborator Poul Anderson,
author of _Tau Zero_ and _Brain Wave_, left us on July 31st. In case you
wanted to know...
-C.
Fred Hoyle (8/20)
BANG! You're dead.
-Joe Gosselin
Peter Maas (8/23)
No mas, Maas.
-Joe Gosselin
Hi,
I just tried to visit your website at www.stiffs.com
and got the following error in my Internet Explorer:
Cannot find server or DNS Error
It's probably just some router or something on the Internet, but
thought you would like to know.
-Dirk Faust
Friends.,
sorry if you have received this more than once....
without action, the Navy probably thinks no one will mind.....
we're ALL in it together with this one
if we lose the whales and the dolphins
ocean's guardians and playful ones
we lose the soul of the earth
a devastation of extremely deep significance
it is truly the beginning of the absolute death of nature on this planet...
I never send emails out to my entire list, but this one
goes out
much love to you ALL
>
>Letter from James Taylor, Pierce Brosnan, and Jean-Michel Cousteau
>RE: Sonar Employment
>
>Dear Friend,
>
> You may have read about the U.S. Navy's "Low-Frequency Active" (LFA)
>sonar program. The military has been testing this new, high-powered system
>in secret for years. Now, the Navy wants to deploy it across 80 percent of
>our
>planet's oceans. LFA sonar is designed to detect enemy submarines by
>flooding vast expanses of the oceans with sound. Leaving aside the military
>wisdom of this sonar -- which is still in dispute-- the environmental
>dangers
>are
>becoming increasingly clear.
> Here's the problem: LFA noise is billions of times more intense than
>that known to disturb whale migration and communication. Whales and
dolphins
>depend on their sensitive hearing for survival. To put it simply, a deaf
>whale is a dead whale. Deafening noise from the LFA system will interfere
>with the vital biological activities of marine mammals.
>Scientists fear that long-term exposure to LFA could push entire
populations
>over the brink into extinction. Inevitably, there will also be marine
>mammals unlucky enough to swim too close to LFA loudspeakers. Imagine an
>acoustic wave so powerful that, even at substantial distances, it can
>destroy your
>hearing, cause your lungs or ears to hemorrhage, or even kill you. We've
>already seen a glimpse of the resulting carnage. Last year, whales from
>four different species stranded themselves and died on beaches across the
>northern Bahamas during a Navy military exercise. All but one of the dead
>animals
>examined by researchers had suffered hemorrhaging around the inner ear --
>the telltale sign of acoustic trauma.
>The U.S. Navy's own report concluded that it is "highly likely" that the
>stranding was caused by the use of mid-frequency active sonar. But despite
>this tragic event, the Navy now wants to deploy LFA, the most extensive
>active sonar system ever devised. We know that different frequencies will
>affect different marine mammals and that the lower the frequency, the
>farther it penetrates the ocean. We believe it is unconscionable to expose
>marine
>mammals around the world to more high intensity sonar. If you agree, then
>please join us in taking immediate action; it will take you only a few
>seconds.
> Just go to: www.nrdcaction.org/index.asp?step=2&item=518
>
>The Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC) and Ocean Futures Society
>(OFS) have set up this web page to make it easy for you to send electronic
>messages of protest to your U.S. senators and representative. Congress is
>now
>deciding the Navy's funding for next year -- tell them to "Turn Off LFA
>Sonar" by cutting off its funding. (this is a form letter which
>automatically
>goes to your congressmen and senators - ssw)
> Please forward this message to your family, friends and colleagues.
>NRDC used web activism to help generate a million messages of protest to
>Mitsubishi and, just last year, stopped the company from destroying the
last
>unspoiled birthing ground of the Pacific gray whale. Congress cannot
ignore
>millions of us. Together, we can keep whales and
>dolphins safe from high-powered sonar.
>
>Thank you for your time and your concern.
>
>Sincerely yours,
>
>James Taylor
>Pierce Brosnan
>Jean-Michel Cousteau
-Marc Gimbrere
The penguin is dead. No. The other one. No NOT him. Her...
Kathleen Freeman, Sister Mary Stigmata, also known as “The Penguin” to
Jake and Elwood Blues.
God: You’re dead.
(KF hits God’s hand with a ruler.)
KF: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
God: The time has come, you have ceased to be. So I said, you are dead!
(KF smacks God’s hands with a ruler again.)
St. Peter: Christ, God! Take it easy man!
-Carlene
I can't find the space to add write-in picks. Where/how do I do it?
-Scott Brady
Never mind--I figured it out ...!
-Scott Brady
Wearing white to a funeral is considered showing a lack of respect to the
dead. Now those of us who love stiffs.com would never want to show
disrespect to the dead so how about offering your stiffs.com t-shirts
available in BLACK? You would sell a lot more if they were available in
black. I know I would buy several to give as Christmas gifts.
-Dee (aka "ToeTag - U R It")
Might want to check out this one for the links page. Best viewed when high
(which seems to fit your link page): www.thetaunt.net
-Steve Rauco
Kathleen Freeman?
Died a little over a week ago. One of the most familiar (heck, darn near
ubiquitous) faces on '60s sitcoms ("Frau Linkmeyer" on Hogan's Heroes,
et. al.), she was probably best known for playing "The Penguin" in the
original Blues Brothers movie.
-Peggy Johnson
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf died yesterday September 4th at the age of 39
-Josh Kaplan
Troy Donahue (09/02)
Surfside Six Feet Under.
-Joe Gosselin
When can I enter?
-Doug Broccone
Huntington NY USA
Aw, come on! No Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf on your site? Finally the
ol' Grim Reaper takes a truly talented individual from the entertainment
world and he can't even get a cruel little blurb? Bums me out.
-Klasky Csupo Webmaster
OK, maybe I'm just stupid or dense or something, but if I buy a Stiff
certificate for the current Lee Jr., are you going to mail it to me so I can
mail it back to you, or are we just going to go around and around as I
envision it?
Or can I just put a note some where on the page where it tells you to apply
it to my current entry. Or am I just so fucking paranoid that you guys are
gonna take my 5 bucks and go blow it on bubble gum and tell me you never got
it?
I need coffee.
-R Meredith aka Go See God
What’s so hard about
I’m dead, I gar-on-tee!
-Carlene
candlelight vigil...Osama perhaps?
his time is certainly running out.
-Giving Up Reality
You pussy
Get your shit together and do your job.
If you dont want to anymore then sell me the site
-ChadJefsdad
Hey!
Where the hell is that damn hate list for the year
2001!? Maybe you should go looking for Drew the PR guy
some time soon, because obviously he needs to get back
on the horse and do his fucking job!
love,
-Taava
Fucked-up spelling
It should be Jayne Meadows.
-Scott Brady
sicko's'
sick,sick,sick-Hooray for our side!
(i never did know where to put that damnable [']
-JIzzo
When I am not downloading porn, there is nothing I do on my computer
that gives me more pleasure then logging onto the Lee.
Please add me to the list under this name...
[deleted for privacy]
Thanks in advance,
-David Silva
hi
-EWoods3020
Augusto Pinochet
Pope John Paul II
Ronald Reagan
John Gotti
The Queen Mother
Osama Bin Laden
J. Arafat
Bush Jr.
Boris Yeltsin
Vladimir Putin
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
-Natalia Reipolskaia
Russian Love Bureau
Hotel "Pulkovskaya"
Maybe you should make the Candlelight Vigil for that fuck, Osama bin Laden.
I'm sure there's a special place in hell all warmed up for him right now.
-Death Angel
MAY THE LORD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS.
-CHARLENE BOWMAN
Is John Agar "famous enough" to be put on next year's list? That is, if he
hasn't croaked already.
-KEENAN328
Please notify me of the next death pool contest
America: born free and taxed to death.
-Eric G. Wolfe
I really do want messages from Stiffs.com. I see email from ya'll and feel
special and tingly; in that respect I am as pathetic as many other pool
players. My disappointment comes when I open the email and find a bunch of
************* and no words. Then I start wondering if I'm missing out on
something. I would kill to know what I"m missing. Okay, I wouldn't kill
anyone famous because that against the rules.
Wintyfresh,
-Winton Lemoine
subcribe
-Charlie Stewart, The Handsomest man in the world with Larry Fine's hair
Goblins Want to send a Halloween message...cannot.Why?
-Claude Howard
Got a pool goin. Word of mouth just doesn't seem to work.
-kirk
WANNA GET DEAD!
GOT th4 ne4t 19 d77 gU~'S > won+T {OUCh) 2 chea
oops poppa
-kirk
Let me know when the new game is beginning, preferably in time to
register, and where to send the bucks. First time player, and I play to
win! Your site is awesome by the way.
Thanks,
-J.
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision? ......
Marilyn Monroe
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
-David figueroa
Hi there my creepy email is [deleted for privacy] (its my moms)
-Cherubhugz
Kelly is my cousin.. can I enter for free?
-Courtney Abrams
Hi
I just stumbled on your website, while searching for something completely
unrelated. Anyway, I just checked out the celeb list and, no doubt about it,
I'm seeing dead people. Now, at what point does the committee decide which
names are or are not acceptable? And, does an entrant have to choose from
this list, or may I come up with my own?
Thanks for being nice and answering my perhaps-inane questions.
-Jan, who was pointed at your site by the fickle finger of fate known as google.
that's pretty fuckin' funny!
-Julie Horowitz
i've been playing this a couple of years with a friend....i'd love to get in on
the action in 2002.......let me know when i can send in my entries...just found
your site 30 seconds ago........
-alvin rhodes
No deaths in a MONTH?
Is that even possible? Is that the longest cadaver drought on record?
How are things with you?
-Kelly Bakst
Should be included on your Casulaty List:
A very fine Jazz singer died in the last month - Etta Jones
She had just recorded a tribute album to Billy Holiday
Check out a bio on her @ CDnow.com
-john
Belleville, IL
The Naked Trucker
Flying high on wings of beer
T-Bones says, "What's that?"
Cafe Largo time
Evening, November Thirteen
Doors at eight pee em
Marco cooks fine food
Eight five two ten seven three
Leave a message. Boop.
Four three two Fairfax
Tuesday, November Thirteen
Two thousand and one
Five bucks at the door
Showtime around nine thirty
He's really naked
The Naked Trucker
A feast for all the senses
Almost. No bad smell
The Naked Trucker
JP and TC will play
Gerald Tibbins, too
Foamy wings of beer
Comedy and music show
But don't drive home plowed
See you there
-tc
epitaph
Carrie Donovan-Dead Navy
-Carlene
Is there going to be a Lee Atwater for 2001? Huh? Huh?
-Klasky Csupo
Audrey Hepburn
She's already dead...by about 10 years!!
-Victoria Fong
Well, the Clown has been gone for nine months now. I didn't know there
were any rehab programs that lasted that long.
-Dave Williams
Puyallup
Ok, so how do I enter for the 02 pool??
-Kelly, who swears Bob Hope actually WILL die someday.
Hey, I was just wondering when you're going to start taking entries for the
2002 pool.....I missed the 2001 because I was in Vegas for new year's and kept
getting locked out of the hotel internet access place....so I want to play again.
Luckily for ME, most of my favorite entries are STILL clinging to life by a
thread. So please let me know so I don't miss the fun this year.
-Sherry aka La Muerte
Could you send me any and all future game info? I am dying to hear from
you.
-Tommy4370
Hey,
How did Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf die?? Not that I cant guess...did
the little freak finally choke on a vomited PapaJohns???
-Jason
This one's almost too obvious....
Charlotte Coleman: Four Weddings and Two Funerals...
-Seapepto
Hi Z-
I just pulled your "experimental stiffs.com hip-hop tracks" off your
site. Nice job. I was wondering if it would be all right if I put them on
a CD for personal use? Who should I give the credit to?
Thanks!
-Matt aka. Tsuga
Been playing this sick, wonderful game for over 20 years. Ours called Ghoul Pool.
We have too many fucking rules, but I'll share a few. Minimum of 10 names per
entrant. To minimize ambulance-chasing strategy, a new name isn't eligible to win
for one month, and we even fine ya if said new name kicks within that time. We're
stricter on who we vote in. As w/yours, no relatives of famous. Infamy generally
doesn't qualify; for ex., no mafiaso; even Gotti got turned down. Sports figures
have to be Hall of Fame or that caliber. Strawberry was denied, barely. We're
pretty strict on foreigners too.
Ours doesn't allow duplicate entries. You enter a name, and no one else can add it.
(Realize that's not practical in as big a game as yours.)
We also don't allow executions-to-be (no McVeigh).
Our pool is worth 2 units per name. We have roughly 200 names and eight partici-
pants. I carry the minimum of 10 names. If I win, I collect 380 units (190 x 2).
Double pay-out for a victim who's under age 40 (but it's a sucker bet; the Downeys,
Colemans, Loves are teases).
Some of our recent add's: Dennis Weaver, Geraldine Feraro, Richard Harris, Anne
Bancroft, Paul Harvey.
Didn't see Johnny Longden on your collective list. He's one of top-five, all-time
jockeys. About age 95 and a real type-A-pesonality prick. And he's mine.
Here are some others on our lists that I didn't see on yours (but I only did a quick
scan). Hope it helps someone.....
Jim Brady, J. D. Salinger, W. Clement Stone, Ryan O'Neal, Glen Ford, Frankie Laine,
Jake LaMotta, Ray Meyer, Ernest Gallo, Jack Elam, Eddie Fisher, Van Johnson, Irv
Kupcinet (!), Tex Schramm, Bob Keeshan (sp?), Richard Widmark, Phil Cavaretta.
After 20 years, we've learned some things. Best way to win is obviously a quick score,
and best way for that is still ambulance-chase (despite our rules), i. e., learn who's
deathbed, gravely ill, etc. In ours, you need to beat the others to the punch and get
that name entered, and hope he/she lasts a month and then belly-up.
Women live forever, almost. Blacks die earlier. Brain and liver cancers go fast. Type-A
personalities go faster. Football players die younger. Alzheimers, Parkinsons linger.
The ultra-rich last longer (a shame). Fatties die faster (duh). If you discover a healthy
male over age 90, add him anyway. I shy away from hate names; gotta be emotionally
neutral. (None of this is really news, but it works to try to stay within these parameters.)
Your site is terrific!! Hope I've given something back to the "community".
-mcameron97
Stiffies:
Cool new idea for generating Stiffs.com revenue - combining dead pools with
fantasy baseball! Leagues form of ten to twelve teams. You get together in a chat
room before the first game of the baseball season and bid on dying celebs. You have
a $200 budget to fill a 20-celeb roster. If somebody on your team dies, you get to
keep their "salary". Statistics will be easy to track since there will be only one stat
that matters - deaths.
Imaging the draft day strategy. Do you bid high on Strom Thurmond or save your
cash and hope to get lucky on Stephen Hawking and The Queen Mum? Then comes
the cool part - up until August 31st, you can trade with other teams, release and sign
free agents for $1 and every celeb has until the last out of the World Series to drop
dead. Highest salary amount in dead bodies wins the pennant and everyone can freeze
ten surviving players from their roster for next year's team at a $4 increase in salary
(unless they die off in the off-season, then you're as screwed as they are).
Leagues who want to complicate matters can insist the rosters keep a balance of
"positions" such as 10 actors, two politicians, two musicians, two athletes, two
comedians and two wild cards. This way, celebs like Ronald Reagan (actor/politician),
Sting (actor/musician) or Tom Osborne (athlete/politician) would give your roster
greater flexibility in order to pick up that free agent who just got brain cancer.
Amaze your friends, confound your foes. Plan now as pitchforks and corpses
report to spring training in just three months....
Schemingly yours,
-Mulch Monkey
Film Based on Atwater Bio Planned
This could be better than having sex with Liza Minnelli!
-PC Fields
Gardner McKay (11/21)
Adventures in Paradise? He hopes so.
-Joe Gosselin
help me
-marlene edmonds
my edress is [deleted for privacy]
thanks fuck ass.
-james brown
HELLO
I'm from Poland and I'm interested what is it, when will that begin
again? Send me some information.Thanx.
-rastuff
I don't see George Harrison on any list. Believe me, he's next.
-lkh
Wassup w/ George Harrison?
thanks,
-Bradkes
Never give up!
QB - Warner
RB - Ricky Williams, M. Faulk
WR - T. Owens, M. Harrison
oh wait... I don't have those guys
QB - Brunell
RB - Duce Staley, W. Dunn
WR - Q. Ismail, K. Johnson
TE - E. Conwell
K - M. Hollis
D - Seattle
DL - M. Wiley
LB - URLACHER!!!!!
DB - B. Marion
Bears vs. Steelers Superbowl!
-Marty Lurie
Zach,
I just realized I sent my starters for VP's football league to you instead
of him!
Sorry. Please ignore that.
D'oh!
-Marty Lurie
hey, i wanna play for 2002 but i can't seem to find any info about that game.
Can you point me in the right direction?
Thanks.
You guys are sick, but there's something kinda cool about it.
-Karen Proctor
Tucson, AZ
the next celeb going to be(g'd forbid)
milton berle, art carney, bob hope, ronald reagan buddy hacket
-joseph michael dunn (or for family members only joey)
Hi -
Though I'd really like to be playing myself, I think I'll have to settle
for giving my brother-in-law a list in the next Atwater for Christmas.
What's the most hassle-free way (for you) for me to pay for an entry
myself, but indicate that it's for someone else?
Let me know - thanks!
-Donna
Hi
My e-ddress is [deleted for privacy]
here are my top 10 stiffs:
1. DUDLEY MOORE
2. ANNETTE FUNICELLO
3. RONALD REAGAN
4. PRINCESS MARGARET
5. POPE JOHN PAUL 2
6. BOB HOPE
7. ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
8. ZSA ZSA GABOR
9. NELSON MANDELA
10. KATHARINE HEPBURN
-patricia shea
Micheal Gough plays Alfred Pennyworth from the Batman movies. He also had a
role in Sleepy Hollow.
-ATrain0723
QUIT
-fannydavis
Hey Zach. Haven't seen you on alt.obits for a while, but maybe the recent
passing of some famousites will bring you around.
Anyhow. I'm having a FUCK of a time trying to find out when I can enter
your dead pool. Please clue me in, oh Master of the Snide.
Wuv and Kithes,
-Stacia
Has interest in your game dead? Will there be a 2002 version?
-William Sprotte
Hola gracias por escribirme por el momento no puedo contestar yo te escribo.
gracias
atte.
-Omar
I wrote 2 weeks ago..never got a response........What DID Hank the
drunken dwarf die of????
-Jason
Hey, can we use Paypal to pay you???
-Kelly Keniston
What is this stuff Viscious Pirannah is sending me about the loss of something ??
-Tim Jackson
Who the fuck are you!?
-Fabian Jolivet
HEY
-Antichristvdc
You should consider accepting PAYPAL for purchases. That way when I sell
me ex-wifes shit on Ebay I can transfer the $$ direct to you for my next
entry. Any intrest in size 38 polyester pants?
-Chadjeffsdad
Your stupidass web site is adding to my stress in this most
stressful of seasons. I'm trying to order a stiffs.com gift
certificate for an entry to the 2002 Dead Pool and your site
keeps telling me that my credit card is expired. I have
charged on this thing all day, and it most definitely is not
expired. Please fix this, because I don't want to go to the
trouble of writing a check and sending it to you jerks.
Thank you so much.
-AP
For Jason
The circumstances of his death were not immediately disclosed. However, according
to his death certificate, the immediate cause of death was "seizure disorder." Other
"significant conditions" contributing to the Sept. 4 demise of the 39-year-old Fall
River resident were alcohol abuse and chondrodystrophy, a growth disorder related
to Nasiff’s dwarfism.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
-Carlene
rufus thomas is dead. now he's doing the funky chicken in hell, where it no doubt
originated.
...oh yeah...why is it that in the last two months, you're barely documenting the
deaths unless they're major stars? i've seen a good number of people worthy of note
in the obits, but they're not getting listed on your page. hard to read the obits when
your head is up your ass?
-Owen Meany
hi,
we are holding the Creep Con. in baltimore md. this summer and we were wondering
if perhaps you would like to do a link exchange with us. if you are interested please
get back with me and we can exchange banners to post on our sites.
thanks and i hope to hear from you soon.
-Phil
How closely would someone need to be involved in
the war effort before they'd be disqualified from
picking Osama Bin Laden on the grounds that you
aren't allowed to kill anyone?
-David Ash
Rufus Thomas (12/15).
Getting funkier by the minute
-Joe Gosselin
What about Andrew Dice clay (washed-up comedian)
-Mati
Rufus Thomas Blurb:
The chicken's not the only thing getting funky.
-Scott Brady AKA Die2K
hey! i submitted one list already - when i go to enter the second list do i just
"clear all"? is that going to affect the lucky dead people on the first list? is
there another way to submit two lists??
hurry - people are feeling wooooozy already....death's a-comin'
yours in rigor mortis,
-a faithful player
Rufus Thomas blurb
Hey! Watch where you’re walking the dog!
-carlene
the lead singer of that crappy-ass 80s group called "big country" killed himself.
as i recall, the band had one song, possibly also entitled "big country." i'm amazed
he just killed himself NOW. oh well; live and learn.
-Owen Meany
What about Osama Bin Laden? I want him to be #1 on my list?
-Trina
Where is Fucko? His last known response was on February 16. Somebody needs to
fess up and tell us all where the hell he went and what did he overdose on. Dammit,
I'm coming out there in January and along with the supposed free booze I want to see
a fucked up clown. I'll believe both when I see them. And I need a new shirt, I put a
cigarette burn in the one I have now. Also, I need a new mug, the handle fell off the
one I have now and every time I drink coffee out of it now, I burn my fucking hands
because I have to hold it with no damn handle. So now I sit around in a fucked up
shirt with burned fucking hands and check out who fucking died that I don't have on
one of my damn lists and post to that fucking message board about shit that nobody
cares about. And on top of that, I can't find that damn Funk CD. I need a good funk
CD and I can't find the good one, but that's my fault for moving to Florida. But I
blame the fucked up, burned shirt and my bandaged up hot coffee cup hands due to
the handle breakage on you Zach. I'm coming to Cali and I'm bringing money, so I
expect you to sell me some more shirts and mugs. They are really good when they
aren't burning the shit out of you. Love the hat, it's never burned my head. That's a
good thing. Actually, I dropped a cigarette on the shirt and I dropped the mug on the
tile floor but I still need new gear.
Love ya baby,
-GUNSLINGER
Rufus Thomas : NOW WHO`S GONNA WALK THE DOG?
Build a man a fire, he`ll be warm all night; but set a man on fire and
he`ll be warm the rest of his life.
-Gary Lee
I've got a good blurb for Dick Schaap.
"We shoulda known his book 'Flashing Before Our Eyes' was a warning."
-Jeff Leadbeater
Cal Ripken and Jimmy Buffett
-RevSoulMuffin
What about that F'in Eddie Griffin. He showed up 3 hours late for a comedy show
at our theater and 700 gangsta's tried to break into the Ticket Office (of which I
am the manager) to get their money back. The one white guy in the crowd, and
obviously the stupidest, tried to protect us. Eddie "AKA The Devil" Griffin made
my list.
-Molly
How about a Member Since year ( RIP Year?) next to our entry....I have
been entering for a few years and it would be cool to identify newbies or
aged veterans who still can't win (me). Just a thought....
Thanks anyway for supporting the habit...
-KimE.
Hi, I am the Peggy from Barbara's Obit Board! I really don't want to
perpetuate the hoo-hah that sometimes arises on that board and probably yours
too by posting this reply over there, but I wanted to say I think your board
is a hoot. I am kicking myself for not thinking of the Tupac/Caput
combination! I am usually one of the folks skewered by the "guys" over on the
obit board because I tend to try to help Barbara (a very close friend of
mine) calm the waters when they rise to a fury. But, I am actually glad
whoever said your board was bad posted...it allowed me to find your board and
I enjoy it! I am probably not likely to find many folks near my age posting
on your board...but I remain an aging weird hippy and I do like it. Then
again, I have made a number of refrigerator magnets out of National Enquirer
pictures of Jon Benet and Chandra Levy, so I also do not find many folks my
age enjoying my home decor either! Good board, Zacariah Love, and I'll bet
your mom was a hippy chick too because your name is wonderful!
-Peggy Roche
Geez Zach,
Yo damn thing don't like to eat my debit card for some reason. I know, I know...
debit cards are for losers...look real carefully at my record in the Lee( as well
as My betting record with VP). So I guess I'll be digging out the CREDIT Visa
again.
The thing I dont understand is why people are taking such offense at the site to
begin with...haven't they ever heard of "delete"? I guess the world is full of
stupid fucks. Frank Zappa was RIGHT.
Two more lists coming this weekend.
Peace and shit baby,
-Go See God
Hi
My name is Brian Marcoullier and I produce the Kiley and Booms show on the
Fox Sports Radio Network. I was wondering if someone from your website to
come on the air with the guys and talk about who might die this upcoming year.
The show is on from 3pm to 7pm est. We are only looking for a 10-12 minute
phone interview to promote your website.
Thanks for your time.
-Brian Marcoullier
Fox Sports Radio
Hey guys. I have been trying to use that stratomatic of yours but at the
rate I am going-it will be sometime in February before I get them sent-
it has only taken one of my lists as far as I can tell. If other wise
let me know. I am going to go to to Post Office and mail them off the
old fashioned way.
-Ron
